The Ten – Puppet Fornication Fun.

This is way too funny. It’s a clip from the movie The Ten (out on DVD January 18th), which is basically about the 10 Commandments – but with a twist. It features Jessica Alba, Paul Rudd, Adam Brody, and the lovely Winona Ryder.

You know, I don’t think Winona Ryder gets as much credit as an actress as she deserves. Remember Heathers? That was good stuff! I bet she’d still have a strong career right now if she hadn’t done that whole shop lifting thing back in 2001.

…unedited, and features Winona Ryder … well … riding her way toward a comedic gold medal. The second clip, posted after the jump, features a press conference with Gary the puppet — as well as snippets of his rendezvous with Ryder — as he fields questions from the press regarding this explosive sex tape…Cinematical

Enjoy!

Ah, the classics…

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Fu** me gently with a chainsaw.

If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human being; you’d be a game show host.

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

Now I’ve seen a lot of bull@@@@… angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets…

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