Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant, Carries On The Spears White Trash Tradition.



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Yes, that’s right, Britney Spears’ 16 year old little sister has done got herself knocked up – by her church going 19 year old boyfriend, nonetheless. Lovely.

For those who don’t know, Jamie Lynn Spears is the star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101, which just finished filming its fourth season. The prospect of a fifth season is now up in the air, thanks to little Jamie Lynn.

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”

It was a shock? Totally unexpected? What the heck did she think would come of unprotected sex? And now that she’s knocked up she thinks it’s better to wait until marriage for sex? You know, I’m so tired of stupid idiot girls saying stupid idiot things like that. Of course she thinks it’s better to wait now that she has a consequence to pay. But I bet she wasn’t thinking of any of that while doing the monkey dance. Oh, and by the way, can you say “statutory rape?”

Several of my friends have had surprise pregnancies, and every single one of them has looked at the situation as a natural outcome of sex and moved on. Sure it was a shock to them, but not a “complete and total” one.

Jamie Lynn says she’s going to raise the baby in Louisiana so it can have a “normal” upbringing. Uh, would that be “human” normal or “Spears Family” normal? I really hope she isn’t planning on reading her mother’s book on parenting (the publication of which has been “delayed indefinitely”) – or emulating her sister’s parenting skills.

Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant at 16 – Celebridiot

Jamie Lynn Spears: Pregnant For Real This Time – The Hollywood Gossip

I have no idea if the dude in this picture is the baby’s daddy, but the picture was taken this past summer, so it could very well be.

jamie lynn spears pregnant

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7 Responses to “Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant, Carries On The Spears White Trash Tradition.”
  1. JCW Says:

    It amazes me that the story of one of 500,000 pregnant 16 year olds in this country is top news mostly because she’s famous for being related to somebody famous…. judging from her sister’s parenting skills, I can only think that adoption would be the kindest option, not to mention setting a good example for others.

    Hell! We’ll take the baby – provided that white trash family with money agrees to stay far, FAR away.

  2. Mighty Mo Says:

    “Statutory rape.” Golly, I never thought of that, but you’re right! Wonder what will come of that?

    Completely shocked? At 16, I knew having intercourse could produce a baby. In all due fairness, I haven’t seen or read anything saying Jamie Lynn had unprotected sex. Could be they used a defective condom, or the pull out method didn’t work. Or he (Casey Aldrege, I believe is her boyfriend) has some super persistent spermies.

    Thus far, I haven’t seen anything so great about the parenting skills in this family. From momma Lynn and popppa Jaime, who’ve turned out such sterling examples of grown and growing children. I wish them all well cuz they in a pickle.

    I’m just wondering if there’s anything contractually, for Jaime Lynn or momma Lynn . In Jaime’s contract, is there anything about NOT getting preggers while doing Zoey? As for momma Lynn, there anything in her book contract (sweet irony of Life it was due to come out now or soon) about her words being true? Bet that’s all shot to hell.

  3. ROBIN CRUISE Says:

    THATS WHY YOU NUT ON THEIR BELLY!!!

  4. maysausage Says:

    OMFG (OH MY @@@@ING GOD) I MEAN HONESTLY SHE SHOULDNT DO STUFF LIKE THAT EG. UNPROTECTED……
    BUT EVEN AS SHE NOW HAS SHE COULD ABORT IT BUT NO….I DONT BELIEVE IN ABORTION BUT AT THAT AGE……………SHES JUST A SISTER OF BRITNEY SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT A NORMAL PERSON? NO JUST ANOTHER PERSON WHO GETS KNOCKED UP REALLY YOUNG!

  5. Britney Spears Fan Says:

    Using the term “white trash” isn’t very fair (or nice) but I would agree that this is an unfortunate turn of events for the Spears group. You would think that the younger Spears would have learned from Britney’s example.

  6. Hilary Shepherd Says:

    Hi Britney Spears Fan,

    I accept your opinion on the use of “white trash.” However, I am from a long line of Southern white trash and honestly, I don’t find it offensive; I can think of a lot worse things to call someone than white trash.

    -Hilary

  7. Suzanne Says:

    consider the possibility that celebrities say stupid stuff to media because they are almost required to. What if J.L. said “oh yeah, I think pre-marital sex is great” she would be ostracized even more than she already is.

    I think all this hating on the spears family ridiculous, and I’m not even a fan of either of them.

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