Britney Spears. The Braless Wonder.

Wednesday 26th December 2007 - 8:46:30 PM

The only thing I’m wondering is why Britney Spears is being allowed to leave the house at all these days. I realize she’s an adult (ha, ha, ha), but can’t someone strap her to a wall somewhere so she can’t go out in public and ruin her life even more? If I pulled the stunts she does, my family would so be kicking my butt. I can’t believe there isn’t one single person who has enough power over Britney Spears to knock some sense into her.

It’s the day after Christmas and all I can think about is Britney Spears’ nipples; stupid Britney Spears and her stupid need for attention! Have you ever noticed that when Britney Spears is being mobbed and photographed she has a funny little smile on her face? It’s like she gets off on all the chaos.

Oh well, at least she’s in the holiday spirit and wore a red shirt. Nothing says Merry Christmas like hard red nipples!

Over the past year, we’ve basically seen all of Britney Spears’ lady parts; maybe this next year she’ll top herself and just walk around naked. It would certainly save her money on clothes, and lord knows she’s going to need it after she’s done blowing through her fortune.