A Lesson In Venusian

A Lesson In Venusian

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To all the young men who got engaged over the holidays, read carefully and take notes…

1. Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing – This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

4. Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh – This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6. That’s Okay – This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks – A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever – Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it – Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.