One of my goals in life is to some day own a house surrounded by land, and far enough away from neighbors so I can’t hear their toilet flush or clearly hear family spats. Have I ever mentioned that I live next door to a couple who likes to fight either first thing in the morning or right before midnight? When I heard the following story and saw the pictures of the feuding neighbors in Utah, I laughed. But then it occurred to me that I too would be pretty...  Read More »

It’s the Holiday Season, and with that comes grumpy grumpy scrooges. Have you ever noticed how no one is in a good mood in mall parking lots during this time of year? And there’s nothing worse than dealing with Customer Service at Christmas… Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening – customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed...  Read More »

Britney Spears must be miserable. Her little sister is knocked up, her mom thinks she knows enough about good parenting to write a book, and her own life is in the crapper. But for some reason Britney thinks she still has a career. Oh Britney, I’m afraid you’ve reached the point of no return. I think it happened around the time you shaved your head and attacked a car with an umbrella. The crotch shots were (sadly) acceptable in today’s world of celebrity,...  Read More »

Yes, that’s right, Britney Spears’ 16 year old little sister has done got herself knocked up – by her church going 19 year old boyfriend, nonetheless. Lovely. For those who don’t know, Jamie Lynn Spears is the star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101, which just finished filming its fourth season. The prospect of a fifth season is now up in the air, thanks to little Jamie Lynn. “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,”...  Read More »

Say it isn’t so! Was I almost widowed today? Oh my poor Matthew! The 38-year-old actor cut his face while preparing for his role in The Grackle, a new movie from his J.K. Livin Productions, his publicist, Alan Nierob, said Monday in an e-mail. Nierob said McConaughey had been training Ultimate Fighting Championship-style. He did not know when and where the injury occurred. Matthew McConaughey injured on set! Panic ensues! – Snarky Gossip Sounds...  Read More »

Christmas is a week from today. Are you ready? I’m ready to sit down in front of a fire and watch one of my favorite Christmas movies, Scrooged, starring Bill Murray. If you ask someone what they’re favorite Christmas movie is, they’ll probably say It’s A Wonderful Life starring Jimmy Stewart. But if you ask me, I’ll tell you that movie is stupid and Scrooged can kick its butt any day of the week. A clever take on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas...  Read More »

Have you ever found yourself sitting in front of your computer wanting to play a free online game, but you’ve played all the free online games you have and you’re craving something new? And free? The Holiday Season is upon us, and if you’re like me (and pretty much have a two week vacation), you’re wondering what you’re going to do with all the upcoming free time. I’m going to play free online games from Vacation Rental Wonderland. I love free online...  Read More »