Archives » January 2008

  • Britney Spears Taken From Home In Ambulance

    It’s like déjà vu all over again. Except this time Britney was much, much calmer; almost “too” calm – like she’s just come down from a manic episode. Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened. Britney’s mother, on the other hand, totally flipped her lid.

    Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she [...]

    Thursday 31st January 2008 - 9:37:44 AM | Comment (1)

  • Hump Day Fun With Vinyl.

    How to Make a Salvador Dali Clock
    from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit
    Here’s a great way to recycle old records that you don’t necessarily want to keep anymore but wouldn’t mind having on display as a fun reminder of things once loved.

    Steps Imagine a Salvador Dali style clock [...]

    Wednesday 30th January 2008 - 11:06:29 AM | Comment

  • Sean Penn And James Franco Got MILK

    On November 27, 1978 there was an assassination in San Francisco. Harvey Milk, the first openly gay city supervisor, and Mayor George Moscone were gunned down in cold blood by newly resigned city supervisor Dan White.

    Thirty years later Hollywood is making a movie about it. MILK.

    Sean Penn has been tapped to play Harvey Milk, and [...]

    Tuesday 29th January 2008 - 7:47:40 PM | Comments (8)

  • Safety Tips For EVERYONE, Not Just Women…

    Here’s another email that I thought was crucial to share…

    Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you [...]

    Monday 28th January 2008 - 10:16:03 AM | Comment (1)

  • Estate Planning - Joke

    My father used to tell me that it’s just as easy to marry rich as it is to marry poor – you just have to meet the rich. He stopped telling me that a few years ago. Now he just wants me to marry someone. Too bad for him, though; such an event isn’t going [...]

    Friday 25th January 2008 - 1:02:24 PM | Comment

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 29

    Adnan Ghalib Cashes In On Britney Spears – Anything Hollywood
    The Birmingham-born paparazzo, 35, is said to have received a hefty pay cheque – one source estimates as high as $ 200,000 (£100,000) – from US TV networks that are running interviews on the couple’s romance…

    Britney Spear[s] Tried To Pick Up Someone’s Kids At An Elementary [...]

    Thursday 24th January 2008 - 2:58:27 PM | Comment

  • Heath Ledger’s Autopsy Tells Us Very Little.

    UPDATE: The rolled up $20 found next to Heath’s bed DID NOT have any drug residue on it, and no illegal drugs were found in the apartment. There were, however, 6 different drugs prescribed to Heath.

    The preliminary results of Heath Ledger’s autopsy are in and the cause of death is inconclusive.

    Ellen Borakove, a spokeswoman for [...]

    Wednesday 23rd January 2008 - 10:33:02 AM | Comment

  • Tom Cruise Is Bonkers. Jerry O’Connell Is Brilliant.

    Tom Cruise loves Scientology. LOVES it! He is a hardcore Scientologist and loves to talk about it with anyone who will listen. He is also crazy and frighteningly weird. A video surfaced of him professing his love of Scientology and being a Scientologist about a week ago and spread across the internet faster than a [...]

    Tuesday 22nd January 2008 - 7:27:28 PM | Comment (1)

  • Heath Ledger Is Dead!!

    UPDATE: Heath Ledger has left the building – for the last time. TMZ VIDEO

    TMZ.com UPDATES:
    1. Law enforcement has confirmed to TMZ prescription pills were strewn around Heath Ledger’s bed. The cops are waiting for the Medical Examiner.

    2. Law enforcement tells TMZ Ledger’s body was found face down on the bedroom floor. There are no visible [...]

    Tuesday 22nd January 2008 - 2:15:31 PM | Comment

  • Today Is Martin Luther King Day. Do You Know Why?

    Martin Luther King, Jr. was born on January 15, 1929 in Atlanta, Georgia. His birth name was actually Michael Luther King, Jr. but in 1935 his father, Rev. Martin Luther King, Sr. changed both their names Martin; in honor of Martin Luther, the German monk and theologian who is often credited for founding the Protestant [...]

    Monday 21st January 2008 - 10:51:26 AM | Comment

  • R.I.P. Suzanne Pleshette (1937-2008)

    When Warren Beatty called a girl up, it was usually to try to get her into the sack. But he called me to find out what kind of bologna I used. I just don’t have what it takes, I guess. Raquel Welch has what it takes. She’s so sexy and gorgeous, even I want to [...]

    Sunday 20th January 2008 - 8:13:18 PM | Comment

  • The Best Consumer Letter EVER!

    Below you will find an actual letter from a woman in Austin, TX to Proctor and Gamble, regarding their feminine hygiene products. This letter was PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best Webmail-award-winning letter.

    Dear Mr. Thatcher:

    I have been a loyal user of your “Always” maxi-pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their [...]

    Saturday 19th January 2008 - 1:58:56 PM | Comment

  • American Parents Are Dumb.

    And we wonder why our children are turning out the way they are…..

    These are real notes written by parents…. Spellings have been left intact.

    •My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

    •Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

    •Dear school: please [...]

    Friday 18th January 2008 - 8:58:40 PM | Comment

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 28

    Wow, this story totally snuck by me. Apparently Beyonce and Jay-Z got married over the Christmas holiday at fashion designer Giorgio Armani’s house in Paris. Now, of course, the pregnancy rumors have begun. Beyonce Is Pregnant? Who’s not? – Anything Hollywood

    Four members of the Paparazzi Gang that follows Britney Spears around every second of the [...]

    Thursday 17th January 2008 - 8:38:19 PM | Comment

  • Matthew McConaughey Made A Baby!

    And it wasn’t with me!!

    I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death.

    Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her).

    Got [...]

    Wednesday 16th January 2008 - 3:03:12 PM | Comment

  • The Texan And A Bottle Of Wine - Joke

    Yesterday was a pretty intense day, thanks to Britney Spears, so I thought I would start of today with a joke.

    A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.

    The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating [...]

    Tuesday 15th January 2008 - 10:28:16 AM | Comment

  • Britney Arrived At Court. And Left.

    UPDATE - LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care. She is truly truly sick.

    The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not [...]

    Monday 14th January 2008 - 3:00:34 PM | Comment

  • Britney Spears Due In Court. Will She Show?? Updates Often!

    UPDATE: 1:42pm: So nothing real important seems to be going on right now. Which is good because I need to leave to take my car to the shop. I’ll update when I get back.

    UPDATE: 1:30pm: Oh crap, we missed it! Britney entered the court house on the DL. From TMZ: “Britney Spears got inside the [...]

    Monday 14th January 2008 - 9:52:17 AM | Comment

  • Golden Globe Winners

    There may not have been a red carpet or a televised ceremony because of the writer’s strike, but there were still winners and awards.

    The 2008 Golden Globe winners were announced in an atmosphere that seemed more like a news conference than an awards ceremony.

    Best Motion Picture Drama: Atonement

    Best Actress in a Movie Drama: Julie Christie [...]

    Monday 14th January 2008 - 6:58:55 AM | Comment (1)

  • Christina Aguilera Had Her Baby On Saturday.

    At 10:05 p.m. on Saturday, actually, and not on Friday afternoon as was being reported.

    Oops. Oh well, at least I wasn’t the only one who was wrong.

    “Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. [...]

    Sunday 13th January 2008 - 10:33:27 AM | Comment