It’s like déjà vu all over again. Except this time Britney was much, much calmer; almost “too” calm – like she’s just come down from a manic episode. Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened. Britney’s mother, on the other hand, totally flipped her lid. Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others — partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her “downhill...  Read More »

How to Make a Salvador Dali Clock from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit Here’s a great way to recycle old records that you don’t necessarily want to keep anymore but wouldn’t mind having on display as a fun reminder of things once loved. Steps Imagine a Salvador Dali style clock in your mind before beginning. This photo is but one representation of his famous “melting” clock style. Pick out an appropriate...  Read More »

On November 27, 1978 there was an assassination in San Francisco. Harvey Milk, the first openly gay city supervisor, and Mayor George Moscone were gunned down in cold blood by newly resigned city supervisor Dan White. Thirty years later Hollywood is making a movie about it. MILK. Sean Penn has been tapped to play Harvey Milk, and James Franco will be Scott Smith; Harvey’s partner at the time of his death. The assassin Dan White will be portrayed by Josh...  Read More »

Here’s another email that I thought was crucial to share… Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest...  Read More »

My father used to tell me that it’s just as easy to marry rich as it is to marry poor – you just have to meet the rich. He stopped telling me that a few years ago. Now he just wants me to marry someone. Too bad for him, though; such an event isn’t going to happen any time soon. When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where...  Read More »

Adnan Ghalib Cashes In On Britney Spears – Anything Hollywood The Birmingham-born paparazzo, 35, is said to have received a hefty pay cheque – one source estimates as high as $ 200,000 (£100,000) – from US TV networks that are running interviews on the couple’s romance… Britney Spear[s] Tried To Pick Up Someone’s Kids At An Elementary School – Hollywood Backwash …reporting that on January 7, Britney showed up at a Beverly Hills...  Read More »

UPDATE: The rolled up $20 found next to Heath’s bed DID NOT have any drug residue on it, and no illegal drugs were found in the apartment. There were, however, 6 different drugs prescribed to Heath. The preliminary results of Heath Ledger’s autopsy are in and the cause of death is inconclusive. Ellen Borakove, a spokeswoman for the medical examiner’s office, told MTV News that more tests were needed to determine the official cause of Ledger’s death. It...  Read More »

Tom Cruise loves Scientology. LOVES it! He is a hardcore Scientologist and loves to talk about it with anyone who will listen. He is also crazy and frighteningly weird. A video surfaced of him professing his love of Scientology and being a Scientologist about a week ago and spread across the internet faster than a cheetah with the runs. A copy of this insane video can be seen at Gawker.com – Exclusive: The Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientology Tried To...  Read More »

UPDATE: Heath Ledger has left the building – for the last time. TMZ VIDEO TMZ.com UPDATES: 1. Law enforcement has confirmed to TMZ prescription pills were strewn around Heath Ledger’s bed. The cops are waiting for the Medical Examiner. 2. Law enforcement tells TMZ Ledger’s body was found face down on the bedroom floor. There are no visible signs of any trauma. Law enforcement tells TMZ Heath Ledger’s autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow. 3....  Read More »

Martin Luther King, Jr. was born on January 15, 1929 in Atlanta, Georgia. His birth name was actually Michael Luther King, Jr. but in 1935 his father, Rev. Martin Luther King, Sr. changed both their names Martin; in honor of Martin Luther, the German monk and theologian who is often credited for founding the Protestant Church. MLK, Jr. was incredibly smart. He skipped his high school years, and entered Moorehouse College at the age of 15; and never formally...  Read More »

When Warren Beatty called a girl up, it was usually to try to get her into the sack. But he called me to find out what kind of bologna I used. I just don’t have what it takes, I guess. Raquel Welch has what it takes. She’s so sexy and gorgeous, even I want to jump on her! – Suzanne Pleshette Suzanne Pleshette, the husky-voiced star best known for her role as Bob Newhart’s sardonic wife on television’s long-running “The Bob...  Read More »

Below you will find an actual letter from a woman in Austin, TX to Proctor and Gamble, regarding their feminine hygiene products. This letter was PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best Webmail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher: I have been a loyal user of your “Always” maxi-pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak-Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback...  Read More »

And we wonder why our children are turning out the way they are….. These are real notes written by parents…. Spellings have been left intact. • My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. • Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. • Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. • Please excuse gloria from jim today. She...  Read More »

Wow, this story totally snuck by me. Apparently Beyonce and Jay-Z got married over the Christmas holiday at fashion designer Giorgio Armani’s house in Paris. Now, of course, the pregnancy rumors have begun. Beyonce Is Pregnant? Who’s not? – Anything Hollywood Four members of the Paparazzi Gang that follows Britney Spears around every second of the day have been arrested and charged with reckless driving. Paparazzi Arrested After Chasing Britney – Celebrity...  Read More »

And it wasn’t with me!! I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death. Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her). Got some blessed news. A celebration of life and bounty. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growin...  Read More »

Yesterday was a pretty intense day, thanks to Britney Spears, so I thought I would start of today with a joke. A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was...  Read More »

UPDATE – LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care. She is truly truly sick. The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored, at least until the next hearing on February 19. The order came after the testimony several people,...  Read More »

UPDATE: 1:42pm: So nothing real important seems to be going on right now. Which is good because I need to leave to take my car to the shop. I’ll update when I get back. UPDATE: 1:30pm: Oh crap, we missed it! Britney entered the court house on the DL. From TMZ: “Britney Spears got inside the courthouse on the down low, after circling the block several times. We’re waiting for K-Fed. Brit will probably testify later today. So far, only one of...  Read More »

There may not have been a red carpet or a televised ceremony because of the writer’s strike, but there were still winners and awards. The 2008 Golden Globe winners were announced in an atmosphere that seemed more like a news conference than an awards ceremony. Best Motion Picture Drama: Atonement Best Actress in a Movie Drama: Julie Christie for Away From Her Best Actor in a Movie Drama: Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood Best Motion Picture Comedy...  Read More »

At 10:05 p.m. on Saturday, actually, and not on Friday afternoon as was being reported. Oops. Oh well, at least I wasn’t the only one who was wrong. “Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. “Mom is resting and doing well!” Despite various media reports that Aguilera had her baby on Friday, Max – 6 lbs., 2 oz. and...  Read More »