Estate Planning – Joke

My father used to tell me that it’s just as easy to marry rich as it is to marry poor – you just have to meet the rich. He stopped telling me that a few years ago. Now he just wants me to marry someone. Too bad for him, though; such an event isn’t going to happen any time soon.

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.” Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later…

…she became his stepmother.

How come I never met a Dan? Or a Dan’s dying dad? I’ve been to singles bars. I have natural beauty.

Of course, I have a huge aversion to being the wife of someone my grandfather’s age, so that may put a damper on things.

Have a great weekend!

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