Britney Arrived At Court. And Left.

UPDATE – LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT: 6:00pm: Britney Spears has lost her visitation rights. At least until the next hearing, scheduled for February 19th. That’s a whole month Britney Spears cannot see her kids, and she doesn’t even seem to care. She is truly truly sick. The Commissioner has just ruled that Britney will not have visitation restored, at least until the next hearing on February 19. The order came after the testimony several people,...  Read More »

Britney Spears Due In Court. Will She Show?? Updates Often!

UPDATE: 1:42pm: So nothing real important seems to be going on right now. Which is good because I need to leave to take my car to the shop. I’ll update when I get back. UPDATE: 1:30pm: Oh crap, we missed it! Britney entered the court house on the DL. From TMZ: “Britney Spears got inside the courthouse on the down low, after circling the block several times. We’re waiting for K-Fed. Brit will probably testify later today. So far, only one of...  Read More »

Golden Globe Winners

There may not have been a red carpet or a televised ceremony because of the writer’s strike, but there were still winners and awards. The 2008 Golden Globe winners were announced in an atmosphere that seemed more like a news conference than an awards ceremony. Best Motion Picture Drama: Atonement Best Actress in a Movie Drama: Julie Christie for Away From Her Best Actor in a Movie Drama: Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood Best Motion Picture Comedy...  Read More »

Christina Aguilera Had Her Baby On Saturday.

At 10:05 p.m. on Saturday, actually, and not on Friday afternoon as was being reported. Oops. Oh well, at least I wasn’t the only one who was wrong. “Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. “Mom is resting and doing well!” Despite various media reports that Aguilera had her baby on Friday, Max – 6 lbs., 2 oz. and...  Read More »

It’s Official: Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera Have Spawned.

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles was quite busy today….. Nicole Richie and her fiancé, Joel Madden of Good Charlotte fame, named their new daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden. The child weighed in at six pounds, seven ounces and was apparently quite healthy, as the proud parents have already left the building. “The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” a rep for the couple told People. Nicole’s Winter...  Read More »

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? – Joke

It’s Friday!! Time for a little fun – a new take on an old favorite (in alphabetical order)… AL GORE: I invented the chicken! AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? ANDERSON COOPER – CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. ARISTOTLE: It...  Read More »

Michelle Rodriguez Released From Jail.

Actress and drinker extraordinaire, Michelle Rodriguez, has been released from jail after serving only 17 days of her 180 day sentence. An early release seems to be the norm these days in Hollywood – remember Lindsay Lohan’s 18 hours and Nicole Richie’s 84 minutes? The Judge in this case ruled that under no circumstances should Michelle be released early, but obviously the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office doesn’t care much about that order. When...  Read More »