Archives » February 2008
Today Is February 29th. Do You Know Why?
Babies born today won’t have another genuine birthday for four years. This year is a leap year, and today is February 29th.
As I explained last year, February is a month that was tagged onto our calendar in an effort to make up for the difference between the moon’s monthly rotation and the sun’s yearly rotation.
A [...]
Michael Jackson Is Going To Be Homeless.
As bad as it sounds, I’m quite happy to hear that someone with a crap load of money is losing their house due to foreclosure. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there is an epidemic in California – thousands of people are losing their homes because they can no longer afford their [...]
Paris Hilton’s New Reality.
She’s baaaaack!!
Oh, say it isn’t so!! Paris Hilton is coming back to Reality TV. Run for the hills!
I believe I can safely assume that the “improved” Paris Hilton will not be making an appearance anytime soon. So much for helping women in need and creating a home for them. So much for not partying as [...]
Whoopi Goldberg Snubbed By The Academy?
A mention of the late Brad Renfro wasn’t the only thing missing from the Oscars on Sunday night.
(Read what the Academy has to say about Renfro’s Oscar Omission)
Was Whoopi Goldberg snubbed too? Her cohosts on The View sure seem to think so.
…[she] has emceed the Academy Awards telecast four times… the first woman…and the first [...]
The 80th Annual Academy Awards - A Quick Round Up.
The 80th Annual Academy Awards were last night on ABC. I took some notes…
*Regis Philbin was the red carpet host. An alright choice I guess.
*George Clooney was the first celebrity to talk with Regis. George’s girlfriend Sarah was a simple beautiful.
*Helen Mirren was gorgeous as usual; she really knows how to dress her body.
*Hilary Swank [...]
Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 31
There’s a new sex tape circulating the internet – this one stars KISS’s Gene Simmons and some random blonde model who is not Shannon Tweed (who, by the way, knows Gene loves the ladies). Gene and his camp are obviously annoyed about the whole thing. But, they’ve got the upper hand since Gene himself already [...]
Babies Again For Britney And Angelina.
The extremely troubled Britney Spears was allowed to see her two sons for three hours today. Britney’s father Jamie was there, as was the fallen pop star’s psychiatrist.
Kevin Federline’s bodyguard dropped the boys off at Britney’s house around 9am and came back around noon to pick them up.
…lawyers for Spears and Kevin Federline reached a [...]
Aaron Carter Arrested For Drug Possession
Poor little Aaron Carter; busted for pot in Texas. He was pulled over for speeding and when the cops searched his car, they found two ounces of marijuana*.
What an idiot! Why the heck are you gonna speed when you have two ounces of weed?? That’s just asking for trouble, if you ask me. I know [...]
Jamie Lynn Spears Hates Her Pregnant Body.
I’m not sure if I believe this one (it comes from Star magazine), but stranger things have happened in the Spears family, so you never know.
There’s talk going around that Jamie Lynn Spears is trying to hide her baby bump by tightly wrapping ace bandages around her belly. She’s doing this, people are saying, because [...]
Paris Hilton Banned By The Oscars.
The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton.
Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony.
Did you know that her movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”* made close to nothing its [...]
Heidi Klum Wants Britney Spears.
Supermodel and Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum has basically offered her house as a living option for oh-so-troubled Britney Spears. Personally, I think it sounds like a terrible idea. Then again, I don’t have money coming out of my ears with common sense following close behind.
“She can call me and come live in our house [...]
Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn In New York.
New York Magazine, that is.
Forty-six years ago the original blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, posed for a nude photo shoot at the Hotel Bel-Air. It would be her last major shoot – hence the title, “The Last Sitting”; the resulting photos are considered to be among the most valuable pictures of Marilyn.
Taken during several boozy sessions [...]
Was Sam Lutfi Britney’s Svengali?
Ooooh! Someone’s gonna get it!! And his name is Osama! No, not that Osama, I’m talking about our dear Mr. Lutfi.
Britney Spears is experiencing a calmer life these days – thanks in part to her father being in charge of her life, and Sam Lutfi being OUT of her life.
Since Britney’s dad took over, she’s [...]
Today Is Valentine’s Day. Do You Know Why?
Ahhh, Valentine’s Day. The day couples express their love, and single people wish all those dang couples would just burst into flames. It’s also the one day of the year no one will look at you funny if you eat chocolate for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.
My boyfriend and I don’t get to spend a [...]
Farrah Fawcett’s Son Arrested. Again.
Redmond O’Neal, the 23-year-old son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal was arrested last month on charges of driving under the influence and drug possession. It was his second time being arrested for drugs – back in 2005 he pleaded guilty to possession of meth and coke. According to various sources, Redmond has been in [...]
Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 30
Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron was arrested at 8:30a.m on the morning of the 12th for driving while totally drunk. The 18-year-old reportedly blew a .14 (the legal limit in CA is .08). The Hollywood Gossip
The Grammys were this past Sunday. Amy Winehouse gave an excellent sober performance and Kanye West tugged at everyone’s heartstrings, [...]
Mr. Miller And Red Marbles.
Today is Monday, and Mondays suck. But it could be worse, I could have no marbles to trade…
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprizing a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes [...]
Square Testicles And The Old Lady - Joke
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee [...]
Powder The Deer.
The story, as told by a man in Rhinelander, Wisconsin…
A very eventful day around here… A once in many lifetimes experience! I saw this lil’ feller run out in front of a car—thought it was a lost baby goat. Stopped to get it, and WOW!! A real Albino Whitetail Deer. [...]
Whose House For Sale? Run’s House!
I need 5½ million dollars. Care to help me out? I’ll let you be my first overnight guest. I promise.
If you’ve ever watched MTV’s “Run’s House,” you’ll recognize this gem…
Located in the prestigious high ridge section of Saddle River this stately colonial exemplifies fine suburban living within the vicinity of New York City. Formal [...]
