Today Is February 29th. Do You Know Why?

Babies born today won’t have another genuine birthday for four years. This year is a leap year, and today is February 29th. As I explained last year, February is a month that was tagged onto our calendar in an effort to make up for the difference between the moon’s monthly rotation and the sun’s yearly rotation. A Leap Year is a year when February has 29 days instead of its usual 28. This extra day was tagged onto February because the short tagged on...  Read More »

Michael Jackson Is Going To Be Homeless.

As bad as it sounds, I’m quite happy to hear that someone with a crap load of money is losing their house due to foreclosure. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there is an epidemic in California – thousands of people are losing their homes because they can no longer afford their mortgage payments. I know people to whom this has happened, and trust me, it’s not a fun process. Although I am happy the epidemic has hit the rich, I am a bit...  Read More »

Paris Hilton’s New Reality.

She’s baaaaack!! Oh, say it isn’t so!! Paris Hilton is coming back to Reality TV. Run for the hills! I believe I can safely assume that the “improved” Paris Hilton will not be making an appearance anytime soon. So much for helping women in need and creating a home for them. So much for not partying as much and “growing up.” Paris Hilton’s “reality” is back. Yikes. “Fasten your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night!” –...  Read More »

Whoopi Goldberg Snubbed By The Academy?

A mention of the late Brad Renfro wasn’t the only thing missing from the Oscars on Sunday night. (Read what the Academy has to say about Renfro’s Oscar Omission) Was Whoopi Goldberg snubbed too? Her cohosts on The View sure seem to think so. …[she] has emceed the Academy Awards telecast four times… the first woman…and the first African-American…even has an Oscar of her own. So, why was she nowhere to be found in the lingering clips of memorable...  Read More »

The 80th Annual Academy Awards – A Quick Round Up.

The 80th Annual Academy Awards were last night on ABC. I took some notes… *Regis Philbin was the red carpet host. An alright choice I guess. *George Clooney was the first celebrity to talk with Regis. George’s girlfriend Sarah was a simple beautiful. *Helen Mirren was gorgeous as usual; she really knows how to dress her body. *Hilary Swank is not pretty – at least not from the neck up. She looks like a horse. Yeah! I said it! *Jack Nicholson has hair...  Read More »

Babies Again For Britney And Angelina.

The extremely troubled Britney Spears was allowed to see her two sons for three hours today. Britney’s father Jamie was there, as was the fallen pop star’s psychiatrist. Kevin Federline’s bodyguard dropped the boys off at Britney’s house around 9am and came back around noon to pick them up. …lawyers for Spears and Kevin Federline reached a visitation agreement Friday, the pop star saw her children Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, for the first time since...  Read More »

Aaron Carter Arrested For Drug Possession

Poor little Aaron Carter; busted for pot in Texas. He was pulled over for speeding and when the cops searched his car, they found two ounces of marijuana*. What an idiot! Why the heck are you gonna speed when you have two ounces of weed?? That’s just asking for trouble, if you ask me. I know plenty of people (all whose names escape me) who have traveled across state lines with pot in their car and none of them have gotten caught. Why? Because they didn’t...  Read More »