Jamie Lynn Spears Hates Her Pregnant Body.

I’m not sure if I believe this one (it comes from Star magazine), but stranger things have happened in the Spears family, so you never know. There’s talk going around that Jamie Lynn Spears is trying to hide her baby bump by tightly wrapping ace bandages around her belly. She’s doing this, people are saying, because she’s having major issues with her changing body. …Star magazine reports the 16-year-old is in complete denial about the changes to her...  Read More »

Paris Hilton Banned By The Oscars.

The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton. Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony. Did you know that her movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”* made close to nothing its opening weekend? Ouch. When Paris heard the news, she broke down and cried her little heart out. “She...  Read More »

Heidi Klum Wants Britney Spears.

Supermodel and Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum has basically offered her house as a living option for oh-so-troubled Britney Spears. Personally, I think it sounds like a terrible idea. Then again, I don’t have money coming out of my ears with common sense following close behind. “She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight,” Klum, who was born in Germany, tells broadcaster ARD in an...  Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn In New York.

New York Magazine, that is. Forty-six years ago the original blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, posed for a nude photo shoot at the Hotel Bel-Air. It would be her last major shoot – hence the title, “The Last Sitting”; the resulting photos are considered to be among the most valuable pictures of Marilyn. Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous...  Read More »

Was Sam Lutfi Britney’s Svengali?

Ooooh! Someone’s gonna get it!! And his name is Osama! No, not that Osama, I’m talking about our dear Mr. Lutfi. Britney Spears is experiencing a calmer life these days – thanks in part to her father being in charge of her life, and Sam Lutfi being OUT of her life. Since Britney’s dad took over, she’s been behaving herself; doing something constructive by dancing and teaching dance to kids, and apparently taking her medication. Hmm, funny...  Read More »

Today Is Valentine’s Day. Do You Know Why?

Ahhh, Valentine’s Day. The day couples express their love, and single people wish all those dang couples would just burst into flames. It’s also the one day of the year no one will look at you funny if you eat chocolate for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. My boyfriend and I don’t get to spend a whole lot of time together (a different story for a different day) so when he said he’d drive the thirty minutes to come see me at my office, I was thrilled....  Read More »

Farrah Fawcett’s Son Arrested. Again.

Redmond O’Neal, the 23-year-old son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal was arrested last month on charges of driving under the influence and drug possession. It was his second time being arrested for drugs – back in 2005 he pleaded guilty to possession of meth and coke. According to various sources, Redmond has been in and out of rehab at least a dozen times. Now, in this day and age of young people in Hollywood being arrested for DUI and/or drugs, Redmond’s...  Read More »