Today is Monday, and Mondays suck. But it could be worse, I could have no marbles to trade… I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprizing a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn’t help overhearing...  Read More »

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and...  Read More »

The story, as told by a man in Rhinelander, Wisconsin… A very eventful day around here… A once in many lifetimes experience! I saw this lil’ feller run out in front of a car– thought it was a lost baby goat. Stopped to get it, and WOW!! A real Albino Whitetail Deer. Just hours old, but doing fine. No Momma deer around. Another car nearly hit it in front of me. Well, he is THE neatest thing any of us ever saw. And such a ‘freak...  Read More »

I need 5½ million dollars. Care to help me out? I’ll let you be my first overnight guest. I promise. If you’ve ever watched MTV’s “Run’s House,” you’ll recognize this gem… Located in the prestigious high ridge section of Saddle River this stately colonial exemplifies fine suburban living within the vicinity of New York City. Formal entertaining and gracious family living are splendidly accommodated in this classic colonial. Featuring a large...  Read More »

All I can do at this news is shake my head in disgust. I understand why she was released, legally, but still. I really think at this point, the only way Britney is going to truly get the help she so desperately needs, is to be arrested; then she can be committed against her will for an indefinite about of time. TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against...  Read More »

Holy crap! Sounds like Sam Lutfi went to the Howard K. Stern School of drugging famous women and ruining their lives – except Sam must not have graduated since he’s been caught already. Any and all drugging aside, I truly believe Britney is bipolar – Sam’s existence in her life has just made it worse. Here are some excerpts from Lynne Spears’ declaration against Sam Lutfi in the request for a restraining order (spelling and grammar...  Read More »

Do you ever have one of those days where you come home from work and you don’t want to do anything but stare at the wall? You’re not feeling well, but you’re not exactly sick either – just a little “off.” That’s me today. I can’t really put my finger on it, but I just don’t feel well. I’m tired – not sleepy, but tired. My back hurts too. I hope I’m not coming down with something. My boss brought her sick kid in last Friday – he better...  Read More »