Stickman Steve Joins My Gossip Posse

I’m sure as children we all drew stick figures. Some of us, myself included, still draw stick figures because that’s as far as our drawing skills will take us.

Meet Stickman Steve – the coolest stick dude around…

Born into a family of traveling acrobats in Toronto ON Canada, Stickman Steve spent most of his childhood watching TV and learning all about Hollywood from it. He dropped out of high school three weeks shy of graduation and went on to become a popular flip-book character and also found work as an extra in various cartoons.

Stickman Steve has a way with celebrities and can mingle with them all, no matter their level of fame and fortune. He doesn’t mince words and calls it as he sees it. After all, it’s not like anyone is going to put a hit out on him.

Stickman Steve asks pressing questions and gives you a chance to help find the answers.

For example, the other day Stickman Steve asked: Do You Think Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Are Splitting?

The evidence: Eva Longoria had a tattoo on her right wrist of her wedding date. Now it’s gone. In Hollywood, that means a lot.

The votes came in and were counted, resulting in a resounding YES – 75% of Stickman Steve’s readers think Eva Longoria’s marriage to Tony Parker is over.

But wait, there’s more…

*Katie Holmes Looks Drained and Sad

*Jessica Alba’s Pregnancy Makes Her Body Bangin’

This one cracks me up:

*TODAY’S POLL: Who is The Better Reality Villain? Heidi Montag or Kristen Cavallieri?

I don’t know much about these two girls; other than they’re from MTV’s The Hills and therefore think they’re worthy of celebrity. Oh, and I know that Heidi Montag totally bugs and both she and her stupid boyfriend need to be hit upside the head with a red-hot poker.
Stickman Steve on Jessica Biel:

Image: Jessica Biel is One Tough Cookie

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