I’m Back! From Outer Space.

Well, it wasn’t exactly outer space, but it might as well have been. I was in Mississippi. Enough said. I’m not quite back to my fighting weight, but I did want to check in and let you know that I’m still alive. I’ll be sure to do a Gossip Round Up this evening so we can all catch up on what I missed. In the meantime, let’s choke on this….. “Defying our expectations,” Heidi Montag “has emerged as a kind...  Read More »

Stickman Steve Joins My Gossip Posse

I’m sure as children we all drew stick figures. Some of us, myself included, still draw stick figures because that’s as far as our drawing skills will take us. Meet Stickman Steve – the coolest stick dude around… Born into a family of traveling acrobats in Toronto ON Canada, Stickman Steve spent most of his childhood watching TV and learning all about Hollywood from it. He dropped out of high school three weeks shy of graduation and went on to become...  Read More »

Ok Heather Mills, You Can Fade Into Oblivion Now.

Really, we won’t mind. Just take your money and go away. Heather Mills has been awarded $48.6 million in her divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. I’m using “awarded” loosely seeing how in my opinion it’s closer to extortion. Personally, I believe the stories about Heather Mills being a gold digger, and her questionable past. She seems like a very shifty character. Have you ever watched her eyes when she talks? Her mouth is weird too; it’s...  Read More »

Diddy And Madonna. Deny, Deny, Deny.

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Sean “Diddy” Combs is linked to the 1994 murder of rapper Tupac Shakur. The paper claims they are getting their information from FBI records, interviews with people at the scene and statements to the FBI by an informant. “The story is a lie,” the hip-hop mogul said in a statement Monday. “It is beyond ridiculous and completely false. Neither (the late rapper Notorious B.I.G.) nor I had any knowledge...  Read More »

Halle Berry Had Her Baby. Finally!

And just when I decided that she was going to be pregnant forever. Congratulations to Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry on the March 16th birth of their daughter. A rep for the 41-year-old actress says that Halle is “doing great.” The pregnancy was publicly confirmed by Halle last September to Nancy O’Dell of Access Hollywood. “Gabriel [32] and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months...  Read More »

Steve-O: You Should All Know I’m In The Looney Bin

Steve-O is in the hospital, getting the help he needs; and unlike Britney Spears he is embracing the help and the experience with open arms. More power to him, I say. He sent an email to his friends the other day and asked that it be spread around. I’m posting it for that reason, but also because I think it’s very important for people to know the thoughts from a bipolar mind. We see the actions of Steve-O (and Britney), but we never hear the thoughts. I...  Read More »

WINGMEN. Every Weekend’s Must Have.

“A man walking around with a hand in his pocket feels cocky all day.” It’s Friday night, And the mood is right. Gonna have some fun, Show you how it’s done. TGIF! (I sure hope I’m not the only one who knows where that came from.) It’s now officially the weekend – time to party! Thousands of people are getting all dolled up and ready to hit the town. Girls, remember when you’re out there this weekend that for every cute girl, there are...  Read More »