Archives » April 2008
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while, and now I know why; it was waiting for a day just like today. In a nutshell, I had a poopy day; nothing too serious, just one of those days.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my [...]
Gary Dourdan Arrested For Drug Possession
It really pisses me off when seemingly smart celebrities make horribly stupid mistakes.
On CSI, Gary Dourdan plays Warrick Brown, an ex-gambler and pill addict. I guess there really is a little bit of the actor in the characters they play. Except this time, the actor took his role way too seriously and went seriously overboard.
Dourdan [...]
Miley Cyrus Is Nude And Ashley Dupre Sues.
I have absolutely no sympathy for Ashley Dupre. Ever since her name hit the gossip radar, she’s been trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame by whoring herself out to whomever will pay. That’s not really going so well, so now she’s giving the good ‘ol lawsuit a try.
The target of her angst is [...]
Gary Coleman’s Next Starring Role: Divorce Court
Imagine if you will that you’re a news reporter on assignment with your cameraman. A car pulls up and the male in the passenger seat asks you for directions to a bank. Then you notice that the driver of the car is signaling to you that he is being held at gunpoint.
A carjacking suspect stopped [...]
Wesley Snipes Is Going To Prison.
Listen up all you disgustingly rich folks who think you can make you’re own rules, Uncle Sam doesn’t give a hoot about your loot; all he cares about is getting his cut. Mobsters aren’t immune, and neither are celebrities.
Wesley Snipes recently found this out and now he will be spending the next three years in [...]
Steve-O Is Sober-O
44 days sober, to be exact. On the 13th of March Steve-O was involuntarily sent to the “looney bin” at Cedars-Sinai and placed on a 5150 hold (if you don’t know what that is, where have you been?). His status soon changed to a 5250 hold, and Steve-O was officially checked in to the hospital [...]
Little Girl Stupid And Kim Kardashian
Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography. Just how long can that book possibly be? The girl is only 15, after all. I really want to be there when she reads it at age 30.
The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international [...]
Crybaby Couple Sues NBC Over Deal Or No Deal.
So I hope whatever lazy bug bit me is dead and gone, and I can get back on track this week.
I thought a great way to get into the zone would be to read about people who are just so dumb they really shouldn’t be alive. Or at least shouldn’t be allowed to vote. You [...]
Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 34
So sorry I’ve been lagging on my posts; life seems to have gotten in the way once again.
Join with me in taking a short break from our lives and indulge in the lives of others…..
Katherine Heigl Gets Caught With Her Pants Down – The Gossip Girls
Aliza Shvarts Is Yale Abortion Art – Right Celebrity
The Biggest [...]
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today…..
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask [...]
Vanilla Ice Is In The Slammer. Again.
All right stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention …
Actually, being arrested for domestic violence is an invention that’s been around for quite a long time.
Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery…he got into an argument with his [...]
R.I.P. Stanley Kamel (1943-2008)
Adrian Monk’s doctor has died. How the heck is he going to handle this one?
Stanley Kamel, a long time actor, was found dead in his home yesterday of an apparent heart attack. He was 65.
Most recently known as Dr. Charles Kroger on the USA network’s series Monk, Kamel’s TV resume was extensive. Over the past [...]
Is This A Jellyfish Bad Day?
If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is [...]
Father And Daughter Have Sex, Make Baby.
This is just wrong; oh so very wrong. I realize the story comes out of Australia, and different cultures have different morals, but come on! Incest is incest, no matter what, all over the world.
Jenny’s dad, John Deaves, left her life when she was a baby. Thirty years later, they started having sex – with [...]
R.I.P. Charlton Heston (1924-2008)
From Moses to a planet of apes to President of the National Rifle Association, Charlton Heston could do it all.
“Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played,” Heston’s family said in a [...]
I Love Bananas. I Love Fire. Bring On The Bananas Foster!
How to Make Bananas Foster
from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit
Bananas Foster is a dessert that originated in New Orleans, Louisiana (US). It’s fairly easy to make and very impressive to watch, not to mention delicious. The burst of dancing flames will dazzle the audience, caramelize the bananas and tantalize your [...]Remy Ma. Jailed And Getting Hitched.
Rapper Remy Ma*, who is currently in jail awaiting her sentence for shooting a friend she accused of stealing $3,000 dollars, is going to get married behind bars. Wow, that sounds totally classy.
The lucky groom is rapper Papoose (born Shamele Mackie). What an odd name for a rapper to choose; do they look up the [...]
Naomi Campbell Has Been Arrested. Again.
Ah, Naomi Campbell and her anger management skills…this time the model was arrested for spitting on a cop at London’s Heathrow airport over lost luggage.
Pink Is The New Blog reports:
The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5. She was due to catch a 4pm flight to Los [...]John McCain Makes A Run For The Hills.
Just when you thought you had enough reasons to not vote for John McCain, along comes another one.
“Celebrity” Heidi Montag has given the Senator from Arizona her support in his race for President.
Here’s the kicker….John McCain has welcomed Heidi’s support, even taking time out of his campaign to comment.
“I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and [...]
The Kids Are Back On The Block
Well, we’ve been hangin’ tough for almost 15 years, and now it’s going to happen – all five original members of New Kids on the Block are going to be together in the courtyard of the Today show. Donnie, Danny, Jordan, Jonathan, and my personal favorite, Joey will appear on the morning news show this [...]
