I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while, and now I know why; it was waiting for a day just like today. In a nutshell, I had a poopy day; nothing too serious, just one of those days. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote...  Read More »

It really pisses me off when seemingly smart celebrities make horribly stupid mistakes. On CSI, Gary Dourdan plays Warrick Brown, an ex-gambler and pill addict. I guess there really is a little bit of the actor in the characters they play. Except this time, the actor took his role way too seriously and went seriously overboard. Dourdan was found in possession of suspected cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prescription pills… The officer described Dourdan, 41,...  Read More »

I have absolutely no sympathy for Ashley Dupre. Ever since her name hit the gossip radar, she’s been trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame by whoring herself out to whomever will pay. That’s not really going so well, so now she’s giving the good ‘ol lawsuit a try. The target of her angst is none other than Joe Francis. The suit states that Girls Gone Wild misused Ashley’s name and image for profit. Basically, Ashley is all huffy because Joe Francis...  Read More »

Imagine if you will that you’re a news reporter on assignment with your cameraman. A car pulls up and the male in the passenger seat asks you for directions to a bank. Then you notice that the driver of the car is signaling to you that he is being held at gunpoint. A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said. The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held...  Read More »

Listen up all you disgustingly rich folks who think you can make you’re own rules, Uncle Sam doesn’t give a hoot about your loot; all he cares about is getting his cut. Mobsters aren’t immune, and neither are celebrities. Wesley Snipes recently found this out and now he will be spending the next three years in prison for not paying his taxes. The Blade actor had some of his friends write letters to the judge asking him to go easy on Wesley, but it didn’t...  Read More »

44 days sober, to be exact. On the 13th of March Steve-O was involuntarily sent to the “looney bin” at Cedars-Sinai and placed on a 5150 hold (if you don’t know what that is, where have you been?). His status soon changed to a 5250 hold, and Steve-O was officially checked in to the hospital on March 16th. Now he’s out and clean, and appearing in court. The former Jackass star pled not guilty today to charges of felony possession of cocaine, stemming...  Read More »

Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography. Just how long can that book possibly be? The girl is only 15, after all. I really want to be there when she reads it at age 30. The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. People.com If Miley has any sense about her (which I highly doubt given...  Read More »

So I hope whatever lazy bug bit me is dead and gone, and I can get back on track this week. I thought a great way to get into the zone would be to read about people who are just so dumb they really shouldn’t be alive. Or at least shouldn’t be allowed to vote. You know the type….. …a robber left his phone number at the scene of the crime. …he shows up early at a muffler shop and demands money from the safe, but the clerk tells the robber only the...  Read More »

So sorry I’ve been lagging on my posts; life seems to have gotten in the way once again. Join with me in taking a short break from our lives and indulge in the lives of others….. Katherine Heigl Gets Caught With Her Pants Down – The Gossip Girls Aliza Shvarts Is Yale Abortion Art – Right Celebrity The Biggest Loser 5 Winner Ali Vincent – Got Milk? – Reality TV Recaps Pushing Daisies Spoiler: Which Character is Gay? –...  Read More »

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today….. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘In’. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three...  Read More »

All right stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention … Actually, being arrested for domestic violence is an invention that’s been around for quite a long time. Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery…he got into an argument with his wife, Laura, and he pushed her. Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s...  Read More »

Adrian Monk’s doctor has died. How the heck is he going to handle this one? Stanley Kamel, a long time actor, was found dead in his home yesterday of an apparent heart attack. He was 65. Most recently known as Dr. Charles Kroger on the USA network’s series Monk, Kamel’s TV resume was extensive. Over the past several decades, he appeared in such notable television shows as The Golden Girls, Melrose Place, Murder One, Six Feet Under, and The West Wing....  Read More »

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience...  Read More »

This is just wrong; oh so very wrong. I realize the story comes out of Australia, and different cultures have different morals, but come on! Incest is incest, no matter what, all over the world. Jenny’s dad, John Deaves, left her life when she was a baby. Thirty years later, they started having sex – with each other. Then they had a baby. By all accounts the baby girl is normal and healthy. The father daughter incest parents on the other hand, have...  Read More »

From Moses to a planet of apes to President of the National Rifle Association, Charlton Heston could do it all. “Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played,” Heston’s family said in a statement. “No one could ask for a fuller life than his. No man could have given more to his family, to his profession, and...  Read More »

How to Make Bananas Foster from wikiHow – The How to Manual That You Can Edit Bananas Foster is a dessert that originated in New Orleans, Louisiana (US). It’s fairly easy to make and very impressive to watch, not to mention delicious. The burst of dancing flames will dazzle the audience, caramelize the bananas and tantalize your guests, while pleasing the eyes and “astonishing” the taste buds all in one shot! Ingredients Two bananas 1...  Read More »

Rapper Remy Ma*, who is currently in jail awaiting her sentence for shooting a friend she accused of stealing $3,000 dollars, is going to get married behind bars. Wow, that sounds totally classy. The lucky groom is rapper Papoose (born Shamele Mackie). What an odd name for a rapper to choose; do they look up the meaning first? I mean, how can you be a big tough rapper when you’re name means Native American baby or young child? I’m just saying. About 200...  Read More »

Ah, Naomi Campbell and her anger management skills…this time the model was arrested for spitting on a cop at London’s Heathrow airport over lost luggage. Pink Is The New Blog reports: The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5. She was due to catch a 4pm flight to Los Angeles but mislaid one of her three items of hand luggage. Onlookers said she demanded BA staff find the bag and turned down...  Read More »

Just when you thought you had enough reasons to not vote for John McCain, along comes another one. “Celebrity” Heidi Montag has given the Senator from Arizona her support in his race for President. Here’s the kicker….John McCain has welcomed Heidi’s support, even taking time out of his campaign to comment. “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the...  Read More »

Well, we’ve been hangin’ tough for almost 15 years, and now it’s going to happen – all five original members of New Kids on the Block are going to be together in the courtyard of the Today show. Donnie, Danny, Jordan, Jonathan, and my personal favorite, Joey will appear on the morning news show this Friday, April 4th. Rumors of a NKOTB reunion have been circulating for months. This appearance, no matter how wanted or anticipated is (of course) aligned...  Read More »