I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while, and now I know why; it was waiting for a day just like today. In a nutshell, I had a poopy day; nothing too serious, just one of those days. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote...  Read More »

It really pisses me off when seemingly smart celebrities make horribly stupid mistakes. On CSI, Gary Dourdan plays Warrick Brown, an ex-gambler and pill addict. I guess there really is a little bit of the actor in the characters they play. Except this time, the actor took his role way too seriously and went seriously overboard. Dourdan was found in possession of suspected cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prescription pills… The officer described Dourdan, 41,...  Read More »

I have absolutely no sympathy for Ashley Dupre. Ever since her name hit the gossip radar, she’s been trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame by whoring herself out to whomever will pay. That’s not really going so well, so now she’s giving the good ‘ol lawsuit a try. The target of her angst is none other than Joe Francis. The suit states that Girls Gone Wild misused Ashley’s name and image for profit. Basically, Ashley is all huffy because Joe Francis...  Read More »

Imagine if you will that you’re a news reporter on assignment with your cameraman. A car pulls up and the male in the passenger seat asks you for directions to a bank. Then you notice that the driver of the car is signaling to you that he is being held at gunpoint. A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said. The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held...  Read More »

Listen up all you disgustingly rich folks who think you can make you’re own rules, Uncle Sam doesn’t give a hoot about your loot; all he cares about is getting his cut. Mobsters aren’t immune, and neither are celebrities. Wesley Snipes recently found this out and now he will be spending the next three years in prison for not paying his taxes. The Blade actor had some of his friends write letters to the judge asking him to go easy on Wesley, but it didn’t...  Read More »

44 days sober, to be exact. On the 13th of March Steve-O was involuntarily sent to the “looney bin” at Cedars-Sinai and placed on a 5150 hold (if you don’t know what that is, where have you been?). His status soon changed to a 5250 hold, and Steve-O was officially checked in to the hospital on March 16th. Now he’s out and clean, and appearing in court. The former Jackass star pled not guilty today to charges of felony possession of cocaine, stemming...  Read More »

Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography. Just how long can that book possibly be? The girl is only 15, after all. I really want to be there when she reads it at age 30. The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. People.com If Miley has any sense about her (which I highly doubt given...  Read More »