So I hope whatever lazy bug bit me is dead and gone, and I can get back on track this week. I thought a great way to get into the zone would be to read about people who are just so dumb they really shouldn’t be alive. Or at least shouldn’t be allowed to vote. You know the type….. …a robber left his phone number at the scene of the crime. …he shows up early at a muffler shop and demands money from the safe, but the clerk tells the robber only the manager...  Read More »

This very valuable information; especially if your day was anything like mine today….. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom; don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘In’. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three...  Read More »

All right stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention … Actually, being arrested for domestic violence is an invention that’s been around for quite a long time. Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery…he got into an argument with his wife, Laura, and he pushed her. Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s...  Read More »

Adrian Monk’s doctor has died. How the heck is he going to handle this one? Stanley Kamel, a long time actor, was found dead in his home yesterday of an apparent heart attack. He was 65. Most recently known as Dr. Charles Kroger on the USA network’s series Monk, Kamel’s TV resume was extensive. Over the past several decades, he appeared in such notable television shows as The Golden Girls, Melrose Place, Murder One, Six Feet Under, and The West Wing....  Read More »

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience...  Read More »

This is just wrong; oh so very wrong. I realize the story comes out of Australia, and different cultures have different morals, but come on! Incest is incest, no matter what, all over the world. Jenny’s dad, John Deaves, left her life when she was a baby. Thirty years later, they started having sex – with each other. Then they had a baby. By all accounts the baby girl is normal and healthy. The father daughter incest parents on the other hand, have...  Read More »

From Moses to a planet of apes to President of the National Rifle Association, Charlton Heston could do it all. “Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played,” Heston’s family said in a statement. “No one could ask for a fuller life than his. No man could have given more to his family, to his profession, and...  Read More »