Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “No!” And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports,...  Read More »

Today, I moved up in the world. Well, more like moved down the hall. My day job world has been pretty chaotic since about St. Patrick’s Day. That was the day we lost our Office Manager, and the day before I took a trip out of state. Since then my office life has been crazy; I wear about five hats each day. I must say, however, that I am damn good at it. Anyway, today I was finally given my very own office so I don’t have three different desks in three...  Read More »

A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market. It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to settle down. 47-year-old George Clooney, on the other hand, has stated time and time again that he has no desire to marry or have children. Oh, I’m sure Sarah told herself that all that...  Read More »

Celebrity Beauty Buzz – Kim was filmed on her reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians having the treatment on her butt, thighs, and stomach. Kim Kardashian Gets VelaShape Cellulite Treatments on Her Butt Celebrity Body Gossip – A newly-released video shows the singer bemoaning the ‘big fat thighs’ she inherited from her mother. Madonna hates her “big, fat thighs” Celebrity Fling Gossip – The “is she, isn’t she?” affair between...  Read More »

It is often said that if one does not learn from history, they are doomed to repeat it. So what does it mean when history isn’t exactly repeated, it’s just full of crazy coincidences? Have a history teacher explain this – if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly...  Read More »

Pun: A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words. The ability to make and understand puns is the highest level of language development. The 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest are: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” 2....  Read More »

In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can… President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings. His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, ‘We’ve...  Read More »

As if making a zillion dollars a year wasn’t enough, Kanye West launched his own travel site, “Kanye Travel Ventures,” at the beginning of April. It’s being toted as a place where Kanye’s fans can buy concert tickets, plan their trips to his concerts, and purchase Kanye West merchandise all in one place. Basically, it’s like all the other travel sites but with a Max Headroom looking picture of the rap star. KanyeWest.com is of course just...  Read More »

There must be something in the Hollywood air that is making pregnant celebrities marry their baby’s daddy. Last Saturday it was Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Today it is Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who are due to have a baby girl this summer. I would ask if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are next, but that would just be an example of a stupid question. As with Ashlee and Pete’s wedding, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren opted for a small ceremony. A very small...  Read More »

So I guess the big news from the weekend is the Alice in Wonderland themed wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Confirming the reports on Saturday night, the couple’s representative says, “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends.” Celebrity Body Gossip Although, perhaps the even bigger news is that Ashlee finally admitted what we’ve all known for weeks now;...  Read More »

It may seem like small potatoes to you, but for some people I know it’s the biggest potato ever! A man who believes that “God make Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” once asked me how I felt about gay marriage. My answer was quite simple…Gay and lesbian people are humans, and as humans they deserve the same rights as other humans. That silenced him a little. I went on to describe a situation where one partner was dying in the hospital and the other partner...  Read More »

Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t believe the rumors of in vitro*, that is. Jack Black has inadvertently caused Angelina Jolie to officially confirm that she’s pregnant with twins during a Cannes...  Read More »

Happy Hump Day! Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and...  Read More »

Oh, and the wedding is off until further notice. Remy Ma was convicted last month of assault, illegal weapon possession and attempted coercion stemming from an incident last July during which the female rapper shot her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph over a messily $3,000. The wedding between Remy Ma and fellow rapper Papoose, if you’re wondering, was supposed to happen this weekend but had to be called off because Papoose tried to smuggle in handcuff keys,...  Read More »

The very pregnant Jessica Alba loves her Omni Peace gray burnout tee by Brokedown…..Jessica Alba Loves Omni Peace Tee – Celebrity Beauty Buzz Lindsay’s much anticipated line of crap is out. The models made their way down Robertson Blvd to show off their tranny wear…..Lindsay Lohan Dropped To Her Knees – Celebrity Fling They’re both wearing the same green dress…But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous reality show…..Fashion...  Read More »

Last August, Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea almost killed his best friend when he crashed his father’s sports car and completely totaled it. His friend John Graziano was not wearing a seat belt (why???) and is now a paraplegic. As his punishment, Nick Bollea will spent the next 8 months behind bars at Pinellas County Jail, then the next 5 years on probation, during which he must complete 500 hours of community service. Nick’s license has been suspended...  Read More »

“When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is the only way to dissolve that link and get free.” Catherine Ponder Sure, forgiveness breaks the link, but so does death… Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’ 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded...  Read More »

After six seasons, cute little old lady Sue Johanson is ending her run on Oxygen’s Talk Sex. We will never be the same. The final Talk Sex show will air this Sunday, during which Sue will count down the year’s top 10 sex toys. “I’m going to miss it terribly,” Johanson told The Associated Press. “It’s been part of my life and I just love it. I’m going to miss writing scripts. I’m going to miss having to read books....  Read More »

Mmmm…..George Clooney is yummy, and gets more and more scrumptious each year. This year he’s 47, and doesn’t look a day over delicious. After the Metropolitan Costume Institute Gala last night, the dapper George and friends headed to Bungalow 8 for a little late night birthday celebration. …Fergie serenaded him with, “You make me feel so young,” while Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise stood by his side as he blew out the candles on his cake. I’m Not...  Read More »

May 5th. Cinco de Mayo*. In honor of this wonderful (excuse to drink) Mexican holiday, all of today’s Round Up links have something in common. Gee, I wonder if you can guess what it is… Britney Spears, Kevin Federline to Reunite … in Court – The Hollywood Gossip Carrot Top’s Face Has Taken Over His Body – Stickman Steve Celebrity Redheads – Make Us Hot Drew And Justin, So Happy Togetheeeeerrrr – Daily Stab Gary Dourdan Tries...  Read More »