Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Get Hitched On The Sly.

There must be something in the Hollywood air that is making pregnant celebrities marry their baby’s daddy. Last Saturday it was Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Today it is Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who are due to have a baby girl this summer. I would ask if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are next, but that would just be an example of a stupid question. As with Ashlee and Pete’s wedding, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren opted for a small ceremony. A very small...  Read More »

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Make Their Baby Legit.

So I guess the big news from the weekend is the Alice in Wonderland themed wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Confirming the reports on Saturday night, the couple’s representative says, “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends.” Celebrity Body Gossip Although, perhaps the even bigger news is that Ashlee finally admitted what we’ve all known for weeks now; that...  Read More »

Gay Marriage Legal In California. Finally!!

It may seem like small potatoes to you, but for some people I know it’s the biggest potato ever! A man who believes that “God make Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” once asked me how I felt about gay marriage. My answer was quite simple…Gay and lesbian people are humans, and as humans they deserve the same rights as other humans. That silenced him a little. I went on to describe a situation where one partner was dying in the hospital and the other partner...  Read More »

Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant With Twins. Duh!

Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t believe the rumors of in vitro*, that is. Jack Black has inadvertently caused Angelina Jolie to officially confirm that she’s pregnant with twins during a Cannes...  Read More »

2008 Darwin Awards. The Winners Are…

Happy Hump Day! Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and...  Read More »

Remy Ma In Jail The Next 8 Years.

Oh, and the wedding is off until further notice. Remy Ma was convicted last month of assault, illegal weapon possession and attempted coercion stemming from an incident last July during which the female rapper shot her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph over a messily $3,000. The wedding between Remy Ma and fellow rapper Papoose, if you’re wondering, was supposed to happen this weekend but had to be called off because Papoose tried to smuggle in handcuff keys, and...  Read More »

Beware: Certain Fashion Statements May Cause Seizures.

The very pregnant Jessica Alba loves her Omni Peace gray burnout tee by Brokedown…..Jessica Alba Loves Omni Peace Tee – Celebrity Beauty Buzz They’re both wearing the same green dress…But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous reality show…..Fashion Face-Off: Tori Spelling vs. Jessica Alba – Celebrity Gossip A wedding day is a big day for any woman, but celebrity women have to make sure they look extra good, because the...  Read More »