Why Don’t Celebrity Marriages Last?

Hello friends and loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that I am in the process of moving and dealing with some miscellaneous life issues, so my postings may be scarce this week and next. I will do my best to do something each day, but I’m not making any promises that they won’t all be email forwards and the like. I’m sure you understand. But fear not, I will be back. So it’s looking more and more like Madonna and Guy Ritchie will soon be...  Read More »

Hulk Hogan Blames VH1 For His Divorce.

He also says he still loves his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda, “I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore…The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.” Was?? Very interesting; so many things to be read between those lines. As for VH1, Hulk Hogan thinks, “letting cameras into their home for their hit VH1 show, Hogan Knows Best, may have been a mistake: ‘I just think the reality show amplified the problems...  Read More »

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon. Over Already?

Here’s a headline I wasn’t at all surprised to see: Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick Wait, what? These two lovebirds – two soulmates – who rushed to the alter after barely knowing each other’s shoe size are having marital problems? Say it isn’t so! Sources close to the couple have conflicting accounts of the relationship status, but most agree that the marriage won’t last much longer. “I give the marriage six months, tops,” said a source...  Read More »

R.I.P. George Carlin (1937-2008)

Warning: This article contains language that some people (with sticks up their butts) might find offensive. Iconic comic George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at the age of 71. Shooting to the front row of controversial comedy, George Carlin made his first mark on history with his “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In 1972 he performed his “Seven Dirty Words” routine at Summerfest in Milwaukee,Wisconsin, and was arrested for disturbing...  Read More »

Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea. 3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others Responsibility for all your actions 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don’t let a little dispute injure...  Read More »

Swingtown On CBS. The Grooviest Town Around.

Oh my gosh, have you watched Swingtown on CBS yet? If you answered no, you’ve totally been missing out. In fact, I think I’m going to make Swingtown is my new favorite show. After moving to an upscale lakeside Chicago suburb in July of 1976, Susan and Bruce Miller must confront temptation in the form of their provocative new neighbors, Tom and Trina Decker, while not abandoning their old friends Janet and Roger Thompson. As the adult couples evaluate whether...  Read More »

Mario Lopez Is PEOPLE’s Hottest Bachelor.

I’m sorry, what? A known philanderer and all around arrogant ass is the hottest bachelor? What is this world coming to? Please tell me there are better bachelors out there than Mario Lopez. He was married a few years back and we all know how that ended. [Mario Lopez and Ali Landry] were engaged during the summer of 2003 and married on April 24, 2004, but two weeks later she had the marriage annulled over alleged infidelities committed by Lopez during the...  Read More »