Why Don’t Celebrity Marriages Last?

Hello friends and loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that I am in the process of moving and dealing with some miscellaneous life issues, so my postings may be scarce this week and next. I will do my best to do something each day, but I’m not making any promises that they won’t all be email forwards and the like. I’m sure you understand. But fear not, I will be back. So it’s looking more and more like Madonna and Guy Ritchie will soon be...  Read More »

Hulk Hogan Blames VH1 For His Divorce.

He also says he still loves his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda, “I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore…The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.” Was?? Very interesting; so many things to be read between those lines. As for VH1, Hulk Hogan thinks, “letting cameras into their home for their hit VH1 show, Hogan Knows Best, may have been a mistake: ‘I just think the reality show amplified the problems...  Read More »

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon. Over Already?

Here’s a headline I wasn’t at all surprised to see: Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick Wait, what? These two lovebirds – two soulmates – who rushed to the alter after barely knowing each other’s shoe size are having marital problems? Say it isn’t so! Sources close to the couple have conflicting accounts of the relationship status, but most agree that the marriage won’t last much longer. “I give the marriage six months, tops,” said a source...  Read More »

Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 38

Britney Spears Arrives in Louisiana for Jamie Lynn Birth All Celebs Madonna and Guy Richie Plan To Announce Split After World Tour Bricks and Stones Gossip Cover Your Ears: Heidi Montag Has New Song Celebrity Gossip Anne Hathaway Got Out Just In Time Daily Stab Amy Winehouse Loves Drugs Fatback Media Adriana Lima is engaged Gabsmash A Heroes Spoiler That Will Change Everything! Heroes Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Back Together….Again Jeanette’s Celebrity...  Read More »

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R.I.P. George Carlin (1937-2008)

Warning: This article contains language that some people (with sticks up their butts) might find offensive. Iconic comic George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at the age of 71. Shooting to the front row of controversial comedy, George Carlin made his first mark on history with his “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In 1972 he performed his “Seven Dirty Words” routine at Summerfest in Milwaukee,Wisconsin, and was arrested for disturbing...  Read More »

Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama makes it sounds so easy. And perhaps it is. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the idea. 3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others Responsibility for all your actions 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don’t let a...  Read More »

Swingtown On CBS. The Grooviest Town Around.

Oh my gosh, have you watched Swingtown on CBS yet? If you answered no, you’ve totally been missing out. In fact, I think I’m going to make Swingtown is my new favorite show. After moving to an upscale lakeside Chicago suburb in July of 1976, Susan and Bruce Miller must confront temptation in the form of their provocative new neighbors, Tom and Trina Decker, while not abandoning their old friends Janet and Roger Thompson. As the adult couples evaluate whether...  Read More »

Mario Lopez Is PEOPLE’s Hottest Bachelor.

I’m sorry, what? A known philanderer and all around arrogant ass is the hottest bachelor? What is this world coming to? Please tell me there are better bachelors out there than Mario Lopez. He was married a few years back and we all know how that ended. [Mario Lopez and Ali Landry] were engaged during the summer of 2003 and married on April 24, 2004, but two weeks later she had the marriage annulled over alleged infidelities committed by Lopez during the...  Read More »

Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 37

Well hello there! Feels like forever since we’ve shot the @@@@ and discussed the Hollywood poop. Accept my apology and allow me make up for lost time….. VH1 Best Week Ever Robert Downey Jr. And His Golden Turd Check out this vintage picture of Hollywood A-Lister and Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr. from back in his high school days. The Gossip Fix This Makes Me So Angry Nick Hogan crying on the jail phone to his dad pleading to get out…John Graziano’s...  Read More »

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Redneck Pick-up Lines.

We’ve all heard them – and some of us have even used them. I’m talking about the ever barfable cheesy pick-up line. Thankfully, the only ones I hear these days come from the mouth of my boyfriend; who, I’m happy to say is quite creative with his words. And, thankfully, knows better than to use any of these lines. Rednecks take note, these pick-up lines are right up your trailer park alley: *Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. *Are yer parents retarded?...  Read More »

Obscenity Trial Suspended Due To Judge’s Love Of Porn.

I read this first paragraph of an article, and almost fell out of my chair laughing… PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — A federal judge has suspended the obscenity trial of a Los Angeles porn distributor following a newspaper report that the judge had sexually explicit material on his own Web site. LA obscenity trial suspended over judge’s Web site It’s a nice metaphor* for American life right now, don’t you think? People guilty of the same act they...  Read More »

Rumors Of A Madonna Divorce. Again.

Last night it was babies. Tonight it’s divorce. Or at least actions that look like steps towards divorce. Although it is Hollywood, where nothing is ever what it seems, so who knows. First up, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman; are the new parents heading towards the path of separation? Rumor has it that Jordan is pretty sick and tired of Christina’s new found love of partying and club hopping. “Jordan’s sick to death of her partying, it’s causing...  Read More »

Jessica Alba & Tori Spelling Give Birth.

Congratulations to Jessica Alba and new husband Cash Warren, who welcomed a baby girl into their family this past Saturday, June 7th. The happy couple named their bundle of joy, Honor Marie Warren; a name Jessica talked about choosing a few months ago. Honor: The girl’s name Honor \ho-nor\ is pronounced AHN-er. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is “woman of honor”. Congratulations also go out to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott who brought...  Read More »

Wonder Woman Finds Dead Body.

In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride. No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river and promptly alerted nearby boaters, as she did not have a cell phone with her. “A middle-aged woman was found floating in the water about a quarter mile north of Three Sisters...  Read More »

Rev Run And Justine Are Good People.

In the Hollywood Gossip world of vicious rumors and juicy lies, it’s nice to have a feel-good story come along. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are lots of genuinely nice and caring celebrities, but we just don’t hear about them as often as we hear about Britney Spears descending into madness, Paris Hilton giving trashy skanks a bad name, or Lindsay Lohan going from an addiction to cocaine to an addiction to Sam Ronson. Reality TV and music star Reverend...  Read More »

Paris Hilton Pregnant? Yes. No. Maybe.

This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again. A doomsday event is a specific occurrence which has an exceptionally destructive effect on the human race. The final outcomes of doomsday events may range from a major disruption of human civilization, to the extinction of human life, to the destruction of the planet Earth, to...  Read More »

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It’s Wednesday. Time For Some Crack.

No, not the crack that Tatum O’Neal bought and never got to smoke. I’m talking cracked pots. They can tell you a lot about life, actually… An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived...  Read More »