Obscenity Trial Suspended Due To Judge’s Love Of Porn.

I read this first paragraph of an article, and almost fell out of my chair laughing…

PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — A federal judge has suspended the obscenity trial of a Los Angeles porn distributor following a newspaper report that the judge had sexually explicit material on his own Web site.

It’s a nice metaphor* for American life right now, don’t you think? People guilty of the same act they are judging others on. Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, n’est pas?

On a completely unrelated note, I think Brad Pitt looks better with Angelina Jolie than he did with Jennifer Aniston. Sorry Jen, but it’s true. I also think Ben Affleck looks way better with Jennifer Garner than he ever did with Jennifer Lopez. As for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony – he’s totally gross and doesn’t look good with anyone; but he does make the woman he’s with look that much better.

*met•a•phor:
1. A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in “a sea of troubles” or “All the world’s a stage” (Shakespeare).
2. One thing conceived as representing another; a symbol: “Hollywood has always been an irresistible, prefabricated metaphor for the crass, the materialistic, the shallow, and the craven” (Neal Gabler).

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