Redneck Pick-up Lines.

We’ve all heard them – and some of us have even used them. I’m talking about the ever barfable cheesy pick-up line. Thankfully, the only ones I hear these days come from the mouth of my boyfriend; who, I’m happy to say is quite creative with his words. And, thankfully, knows better than to use any of these lines.

Rednecks take note, these pick-up lines are right up your trailer park alley:

*Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

*Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

*My love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

*Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out.

*Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in ‘em.

*If you was a tree & I was a squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

*You might not be the best lookin’ girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

*Man – ‘Fat Penguin!’
Woman – ‘WHAT?’
Man – ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’

*I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, But I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

*I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

*Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

*If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, We kin sleep til afternoon.

And…. The best for last!

*Yer face reminds me of a wrench, Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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