Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 37

Well hello there! Feels like forever since we’ve shot the @@@@ and discussed the Hollywood poop. Accept my apology and allow me make up for lost time…..

VH1 Best Week Ever Robert Downey Jr. And His Golden Turd
Check out this vintage picture of Hollywood A-Lister and Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr. from back in his high school days.

The Gossip Fix This Makes Me So Angry
Nick Hogan crying on the jail phone to his dad pleading to get out…John Graziano’s family is NOT happy about this, and they sent a video to Nancy Grace, which TMZ got ahold of, and showed just how messed up john Graziano really is.

The Celebrity Blog Billy Ray Cyrus Didn’t Know Vanity Fair Would Make Miley Strip
Billy Ray Cyrus admitted he was stupid plead ignorance over exactly why Miley Cyrus appeared unwrapped in a controversial photoshoot by Annie Liebovitz for Vanity Fair.

SiTv Entertainment John Leguizamo: The Professional
We say he’s professional because even after a red eye flight, little rest and countless hours in a press junket for his new movie The Happening, the colombiano still has time to crack jokes with Si TV.

Pretty Boring Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee: The Liz And Dick Of The 21st Century
Whatever the reason(s), Pam and Tommy are taking another stab at being together. Tommy gleefully told Rolling Stone that “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me.” Great googly moogly! Don’t these kids ever learn?

MSNBC Gossip Denise says gloves are off in fight with Charlie
“The gloves are off,” Richards told TV Guide. “When I keep my mouth shut, (Charlie) continues to fuel (the feud) anyway, so I’m not gonna sit back anymore.”

LesbianDad Herstoric
Whether or not you’re unmitigatedly pro-marriage, as an institution…it’s still hard not to feel this day as a movement milestone.

I’m Not Obsessed Benji And Joel Madden Talk About Their Ladies
Benji and Joel Madden sat down with E! Televisions Daily 10. In the interview, the Madden brothers open up to Michael Yo about staying away from the paparazzi, what makes a good father…

Hollywood Rag Jessica Simpson Targeted by PETA for Eat Meat T-Shirt
Jessica Simpson has been blasted by PETA after wearing a T-shirt bearing the slogan ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’.

Handbag Angelina Jolie admits knives experiment
Angelina Jolie has confessed she received scars on her legs and abdomen after she and an ex-boyfriend experimented with knives in bed when she was 14.

Gone Hollywood Playboy Mansion Catfight
Hugh Hefner’s number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist and the other bunnies are hopping mad.

Celebs planet Lindsay Lohan with a bulging baby bump
Lindsay Lohan is always full of surprises – a lesbian lover her most notable of late – and she was once again raising eyebrows as she stepped out in LA with a bulging baby bump.

Celebrific Therapist thinks Tom Cruise is crazy?
…Dr. Drew, host of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” did theorize that some of Tom Cruise’s behavior and his obsession with scientology may have been related to childhood neglect…

Agent Bedhead Woody Allen Is SO Full Of Crap
Oh, Woody. Despite the blatant suggestions found within still images of Vicky Cristina Barcelona (here and there), and, in shameless disregard to the “Wakka chikka, wakka chikka” vibe going on within the film’s trailer itself, Woody Allen still insists that he is not a dirty old man who just wants to see Scarlett Johansson’s boobies.

A Socialite’s Life Mario Lopez Has A Stellar Personality
Two of his favorite hobbies seem to be making sure his muscles always are the best in the room and sleeping around. Meagan Cooper, former Hooters calendar girl, revealed to E! News that she and Mario Lopez engaged in a romantic entanglement for nearly a year that had her unwittingly acting as the “other woman.”