We’ve all heard them – and some of us have even used them. I’m talking about the ever barfable cheesy pick-up line. Thankfully, the only ones I hear these days come from the mouth of my boyfriend; who, I’m happy to say is quite creative with his words. And, thankfully, knows better than to use any of these lines. Rednecks take note, these pick-up lines are right up your trailer park alley: *Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. *Are yer parents retarded?...  Read More »

I read this first paragraph of an article, and almost fell out of my chair laughing… PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — A federal judge has suspended the obscenity trial of a Los Angeles porn distributor following a newspaper report that the judge had sexually explicit material on his own Web site. It’s a nice metaphor* for American life right now, don’t you think? People guilty of the same act they are judging others on. Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t...  Read More »

Last night it was babies. Tonight it’s divorce. Or at least actions that look like steps towards divorce. Although it is Hollywood, where nothing is ever what it seems, so who knows. First up, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman; are the new parents heading towards the path of separation? Rumor has it that Jordan is pretty sick and tired of Christina’s new found love of partying and club hopping. “Jordan’s sick to death of her partying, it’s causing...  Read More »

Congratulations to Jessica Alba and new husband Cash Warren, who welcomed a baby girl into their family this past Saturday, June 7th. The happy couple named their bundle of joy, Honor Marie Warren; a name Jessica talked about choosing a few months ago. Honor: The girl’s name Honor \ho-nor\ is pronounced AHN-er. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is “woman of honor”. Congratulations also go out to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott who brought...  Read More »

In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride. No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river and promptly alerted nearby boaters, as she did not have a cell phone with her. “A middle-aged woman was found floating in the water about a quarter mile north of Three Sisters...  Read More »

In the Hollywood Gossip world of vicious rumors and juicy lies, it’s nice to have a feel-good story come along. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are lots of genuinely nice and caring celebrities, but we just don’t hear about them as often as we hear about Britney Spears descending into madness, Paris Hilton giving trashy skanks a bad name, or Lindsay Lohan going from an addiction to cocaine to an addiction to Sam Ronson. Reality TV and music star Reverend...  Read More »

This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again. A doomsday event is a specific occurrence which has an exceptionally destructive effect on the human race. The final outcomes of doomsday events may range from a major disruption of human civilization, to the extinction of human life, to the destruction of the planet Earth, to...  Read More »