Don’t know if you’ve heard, but Cheech and Chong are going on tour for the first time in 25 years. They’ve finally decided they’re too old to let their differences get the better of them so they’ve mended wounds and are moving on. Cheech Marin told AP Radio that he and Tommy Chong “looked at each other going, ‘If we’re ever going to do something it has to be now because you’re not getting any younger and neither am I.’ … We’ve...  Read More »

Hey, it is Hump Day after all. Once upon a time, women had “The Rules”… in order to attract and marry the man of her dreams, a woman should play hard to get. Now men can get the help they need to attract and keep a woman with David DeAngelo’s “Double Your Dating” ebook… The difference between how men and women think about dating – and why most women want to keep you from being successful. David DeAngelo and his Double Your Dating...  Read More »

We almost lost L.A. today. Ok, perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit, but I bet while the earth was shaking celebrities were saying their prayers and begging to be spared. LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — A magnitude-5.4 earthquake shook the Los Angeles metropolitan area Tuesday, leaving residents rattled but causing no serious damage or injuries. However, the temblor served as a warning to southern Californians who had not experienced an earthquake in some...  Read More »

Looks like some celebrities have a case of the Mondays today….. First up, Kelsey Grammer, who’s crappy Monday actually started yesterday when he was admitted to the hospital with an irregular heart beat. Grammer, if you recall, had a heart attack at the end of May while on vacation in Hawaii. According to Kelsey’s rep, “Kelsey felt faint last night so he went to the hospital to have things checked out…They are altering his medications…and he is...  Read More »

And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck to flip. According to sources, it was apparent that the injured Shia was intoxicated; he was arrested for a misdemeanor. The 22-year-old actor was taken to Cedars-Sinai...  Read More »

And I thought Americans were insensitive….. Italians are expressing outrage over published photos that show beachgoers near Naples going about their day as the bodies of two Roma girls lay on the shore. The girls had drowned earlier in the day, but the tragedy draws attention to what one group calls Italy’s atmosphere of “racism” toward Gypsies. “While the lifeless bodies of the girls were still on the sand, there were those who...  Read More »

Now, I consider myself a pretty open minded person. I was raised in Berkeley, CA – yes that Berkeley – and I went to pretty liberal colleges; I even took a class called Variations in Human Sexuality. The class was awesome, but pretty uncomfortable at times; like when we had to watch bestiality videos. My stomach tenses up just thinking about it. Of course, there were other units that were totally kick ass – like the history of pornography, the S&M...  Read More »

Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up Lindsay and pantiless Britney. Long gone is skanky Paris. Even Amy Winehouse is boring; now that’s she practically dying or something. What is the celebrity world coming to? The best gossip these days revolves around...  Read More »

I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face. I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted mole. “Yes, she had the mole removed,” an insider tells CelebTV.com. “It was not for medical reasons.” Echoes a source to Us, “There...  Read More »

Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are? Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing. If that isn’t bad enough, one of those “friends” then felt the need to tell me about it, exactly what those words were, and the fact they didn’t say anything in my defense. And the point...  Read More »

It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nough said. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “A modest little person, with much...  Read More »

Sorry for no post last night. I’m still doing the moving thing, and having some issues with getting internet at my new place. Apparently I live on a street where dsl companies don’t want to go. Oh, they’ll do the streets around me, but not my place. Just my luck. Geesh. I realized this week that at my day job I’ve been making what could be 18 hour days, into 9 hour days. Needless to say, I am exhausted by the end of the day. I really...  Read More »

Today is Monday, and as Mondays go, not such a bad one. Today’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up has all our favorites: drunken celebrities getting busted, famous couples breaking up, celebrity babies being born, and of course, sex and money. First off…drunken celebrities… Khloe Kardashian is headed to jail this Friday for violating probation received as a result of a March 2007 DUI arrest. Yeah, I was surprised by that too – she totally slipped that one past...  Read More »

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my kind of girl, indeed. Attacking everyone...  Read More »

I don’t know about where you’re sitting, but where I’m sitting it’s incredibly hot; over 105 degrees hot. Oh, and all the fires in the Northern California region, are blowing their smoke into the valley in which I live. Needless to say, the air out there is on the verge of being unbreathable. These nasty conditions are making me really tired too. I can’t seem to focus. But I don’t want to leave you with nothing, so here… An Indian walks into...  Read More »

So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site. Well, last night I drove all the way to the house and realized I forgot the keys. I took it as a sign to take the night off. So I did. I’m sure you’ve heard that Matthew McConaughey and his gorgeous girlfriend had a baby boy on Monday...  Read More »

I don’t have much time to chat tonight (still doing the moving thing), but here are three stories that caught my eye… A-Rod’s Wife Files for Divorce, Says Slugger “Emotionally Abandoned” Family The estranged wife of Yankee star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday in Miami, seeking to dissolve their five-and-a-half-year union. “The marriage of the parties is irretrievably broken because of the husband’s extramarital affairs...  Read More »

Have you noticed that Green Tea has become more popular and mainstream in the last few years? In the West anyway; China, Japan and other Asian countries have known about the power of Green Tea for centuries. In more recent years, hard scientific evidence supporting the health benefits of Green Tea has come out; in 1994 the Journal of the National Cancer Institute concluded in an epidemiological study that drinking Green Tea reduced the risk of esophageal cancer...  Read More »

Demographics of American Newspapers 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics...  Read More »

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?” “Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, “Sit down Leroy.” All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your...  Read More »