Archives » July 2008

  • Dude! What’s That Smell?

    Don’t know if you’ve heard, but Cheech and Chong are going on tour for the first time in 25 years. They’ve finally decided they’re too old to let their differences get the better of them so they’ve mended wounds and are moving on.

    Cheech Marin told AP Radio that he and Tommy Chong “looked at each [...]

    Thursday 31st July 2008 - 7:26:22 AM | Comment

  • David DeAngelo’s Double Your Dating - How to Attract HOT Women

    Hey, it is Hump Day after all.

    Once upon a time, women had “The Rules”… in order to attract and marry the man of her dreams, a woman should play hard to get.

    Now men can get the help they need to attract and keep a woman with David DeAngelo’s “Double Your Dating” ebook… The difference between [...]

    Wednesday 30th July 2008 - 7:40:48 AM | Comment

  • It Wasn’t The BIG One, But It Rocked Just The Same.

    We almost lost L.A. today.

    Ok, perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit, but I bet while the earth was shaking celebrities were saying their prayers and begging to be spared.

    LOS ANGELES, California (CNN)—A magnitude-5.4 earthquake shook the Los Angeles metropolitan area Tuesday, leaving residents rattled but causing no serious damage or injuries.
    However, the temblor served as a [...]

    Tuesday 29th July 2008 - 7:51:05 PM | Comment

  • Amy Winehouse Hospitalized (Again) And Ryan Seacrest Gets Bit.

    Looks like some celebrities have a case of the Mondays today…..

    First up, Kelsey Grammer, who’s crappy Monday actually started yesterday when he was admitted to the hospital with an irregular heart beat. Grammer, if you recall, had a heart attack at the end of May while on vacation in Hawaii. According to Kelsey’s rep, “Kelsey [...]

    Monday 28th July 2008 - 8:19:41 PM | Comments (2)

  • Shia LaBeouf Joins The Celebrity DUI Club

    And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte.

    Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck to flip. According to sources, it [...]

    Sunday 27th July 2008 - 7:26:41 PM | Comment

  • No One Cares If You Drown In Rome.

    And I thought Americans were insensitive…..

    Italians are expressing outrage over published photos that show beachgoers near Naples going about their day as the bodies of two Roma girls lay on the shore. The girls had drowned earlier in the day, but the tragedy draws attention to what one group calls Italy’s atmosphere of “racism” toward [...]

    Friday 25th July 2008 - 9:03:18 PM | Comment

  • Trained Sex Dogs Up For Adoption.

    Now, I consider myself a pretty open minded person. I was raised in Berkeley, CA – yes that Berkeley – and I went to pretty liberal colleges; I even took a class called Variations in Human Sexuality. The class was awesome, but pretty uncomfortable at times; like when we had to watch bestiality videos. My [...]

    Thursday 24th July 2008 - 10:11:55 PM | Comment

  • Nick Turns 18 And Katie Turns Purple.

    Guess where I am.

    In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer.

    So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up Lindsay and pantiless Britney. Long gone is [...]

    Wednesday 23rd July 2008 - 10:08:08 PM | Comment

  • Celebrity Breakup News – Sarah Jessica And Her Mole

    I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face.

    I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted [...]

    Monday 21st July 2008 - 6:49:35 PM | Comment

  • With Friends Like These…..

    Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are?

    Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing.

    If that isn’t bad enough, one of those “friends” then felt the need to tell [...]

    Sunday 20th July 2008 - 3:00:24 PM | Comments (2)

  • When Insults Had Class

    It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nough said.

    These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

    “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

    “He has all the virtues I dislike and none [...]

    Friday 18th July 2008 - 6:10:09 PM | Comment

  • Andy Dick Arrested For Sex, Drugs, And Public Urination.

    Sorry for no post last night. I’m still doing the moving thing, and having some issues with getting internet at my new place. Apparently I live on a street where dsl companies don’t want to go. Oh, they’ll do the streets around me, but not my place. Just my luck. Geesh.

    I realized this week that [...]

    Wednesday 16th July 2008 - 8:02:16 PM | Comment

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 39

    Today is Monday, and as Mondays go, not such a bad one.

    Today’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up has all our favorites: drunken celebrities getting busted, famous couples breaking up, celebrity babies being born, and of course, sex and money.

    First off…drunken celebrities…

    Khloe Kardashian is headed to jail this Friday for violating probation received as a result of [...]

    Monday 14th July 2008 - 6:22:24 PM | Comment

  • Kathy Griffin Is A Cutter.

    And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E.

    I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord).

    Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s [...]

    Sunday 13th July 2008 - 7:59:31 PM | Comment

  • The Indian And The Buffalo - Joke

    I don’t know about where you’re sitting, but where I’m sitting it’s incredibly hot; over 105 degrees hot. Oh, and all the fires in the Northern California region, are blowing their smoke into the valley in which I live. Needless to say, the air out there is on the verge of being unbreathable.

    These nasty conditions [...]

    Thursday 10th July 2008 - 6:18:23 PM | Comment

  • Matthew McConaughey - Sexiest Dad Alive.

    So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site. Well, last night I drove all the way to the house and [...]

    Wednesday 9th July 2008 - 7:22:54 PM | Comment (1)

  • Madonna Is A Homewrecker And Nicole Kidman Gives Birth

    I don’t have much time to chat tonight (still doing the moving thing), but here are three stories that caught my eye…

    A-Rod’s Wife Files for Divorce, Says Slugger “Emotionally Abandoned” Family

    The estranged wife of Yankee star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday in Miami, seeking to dissolve their five-and-a-half-year union.

    “The marriage of the parties [...]

    Monday 7th July 2008 - 7:46:22 PM | Comment (1)

  • Green Tea Health Benefits

    Have you noticed that Green Tea has become more popular and mainstream in the last few years? In the West anyway; China, Japan and other Asian countries have known about the power of Green Tea for centuries. In more recent years, hard scientific evidence supporting the health benefits of Green Tea has come out; in [...]

    Saturday 5th July 2008 - 2:43:33 PM | Comment

  • Happy 232nd Birthday America!

    Demographics of American Newspapers

    1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country

    2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

    3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

    4. USA Today [...]

    Friday 4th July 2008 - 11:02:16 AM | Comment

  • Redneck Woman In The Welfare Office - Joke

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

    “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?”

    “Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

    She says, “Sit down Leroy.” All the children rush to find seats.

    “Well,” says the social worker, “then you must [...]

    Thursday 3rd July 2008 - 8:01:13 AM | Comment