The Indian And The Buffalo - Joke

Thursday 10th July 2008 - 6:18:23 PM

I don’t know about where you’re sitting, but where I’m sitting it’s incredibly hot; over 105 degrees hot. Oh, and all the fires in the Northern California region, are blowing their smoke into the valley in which I live. Needless to say, the air out there is on the verge of being unbreathable.

These nasty conditions are making me really tired too. I can’t seem to focus. But I don’t want to leave you with nothing, so here…

An Indian walks into a small prairie town cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter, ‘Want coffee.’

The waiter says, ‘Sure, Chief, coming right up.’ He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns…....

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, ‘Want coffee.’

The waiter says ‘Whoa!! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday and what was that all about, anyway?’

The Indian smiles and proudly says, ‘Training for position in U.S. CONGRESS…. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.’