Andy Dick Arrested For Sex, Drugs, And Public Urination.

Wednesday 16th July 2008 - 8:02:16 PM

Sorry for no post last night. I’m still doing the moving thing, and having some issues with getting internet at my new place. Apparently I live on a street where dsl companies don’t want to go. Oh, they’ll do the streets around me, but not my place. Just my luck. Geesh.

I realized this week that at my day job I’ve been making what could be 18 hour days, into 9 hour days. Needless to say, I am exhausted by the end of the day.

I really need to get this dsl crap figured out so I can stop driving to the old place each night just to do some work online.

But I digress…..It’s Hump Day, so let’s have a little fun…..

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipple for?
A: It’s Braille for “suck here.”

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under. ’

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a goodyear.

Q: Why are Hurricanes normally name after women?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Q: What is a man’s ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Ahhh…..that was a nice break from the stresses of life, wasn’t it?

As for Hollywood Gossip, really the only thing that flew out at me today was the arrest of Andy Dick for drugs (no surprise there) and sexual assault (kinda surprising, but not really).

The Sheriff’s Department says Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. Wednesday in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar in Murrieta [California]…The former co-star of the TV sitcom “NewsRadio” is being held on $5,000 bail.

The Insider – Andy Dick jailed in SoCal on drug, sex allegations

TMZ reports….. Dick’s Chicken Dance … Before Gettin’ Plucked