I honestly never thought the day would come when I could announce that Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had the mole removed from her face. I hate to admit it (because it’s so vain, but hey, it’s Hollywood), but one of the reasons Sarah Jessica has never sat right with me is because of that blasted mole. “Yes, she had the mole removed,” an insider tells CelebTV.com. “It was not for medical reasons.” Echoes a source to Us, “There...  Read More »

Do you ever have one of those days when you find out who your friends are? Long story short, a roommate of my “friends” said some very harsh and totally unwarranted words about me and my “friends” stood there and said nothing. If that isn’t bad enough, one of those “friends” then felt the need to tell me about it, exactly what those words were, and the fact they didn’t say anything in my defense. And the point...  Read More »

It’s Friday, it’s hot and I’ve had a long week. ‘Nuf said. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “A modest little person, with much...  Read More »

Sorry for no post last night. I’m still doing the moving thing, and having some issues with getting internet at my new place. Apparently I live on a street where dsl companies don’t want to go. Oh, they’ll do the streets around me, but not my place. Just my luck. Geesh. I realized this week that at my day job I’ve been making what could be 18 hour days, into 9 hour days. Needless to say, I am exhausted by the end of the day. I really...  Read More »

And she needs an intervention; preferably on A&E. I had a great night last night with Kathy Griffin, three friends, and hundreds of strangers. We were in Concord, CA enjoying a beautiful night – and laughing our asses off (besides Kathy’s repeated mispronunciation of Concord). Let me start by saying that Kathy Griffin is friggin’ hilarious. She’s also quite crude and makes absolutely no apologizes for it; my kind of girl, indeed. Attacking everyone...  Read More »

I don’t know about where you’re sitting, but where I’m sitting it’s incredibly hot; over 105 degrees hot. Oh, and all the fires in the Northern California region, are blowing their smoke into the valley in which I live. Needless to say, the air out there is on the verge of being unbreathable. These nasty conditions are making me really tired too. I can’t seem to focus. But I don’t want to leave you with nothing, so here… An Indian walks into...  Read More »

So sorry for missing you yesterday. As you know, I am in the process of moving from one town to another. My computer and internet connection is still at the old house, so each evening I go there to work on my site. Well, last night I drove all the way to the house and realized I forgot the keys. I took it as a sign to take the night off. So I did. I’m sure you’ve heard that Matthew McConaughey and his gorgeous girlfriend had a baby boy on Monday...  Read More »