Comments on: And Then The Fight Started – Joke http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/2008/08/25/and-then-the-fight-started-joke/ Hollywood Gossip Celebrity Rumors Celebrity Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:20:42 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Blake http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/2008/08/25/and-then-the-fight-started-joke/comment-page-1/#comment-286426 Blake Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:24:21 +0000 http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/?p=1508#comment-286426 The other day, I had returned home a little early from a long day at work since the traffic was not an hour long drive that day. I had stopped at daycare to get the children on the way home and was trying to take care of them as best I could. For some reason the baby was overly fussy and the three-year old was whining about everything. After about an hour the wife finally got home from work too. She came in complaining more than usual about the stress level at work and how bad all the other drivers were behaving – weaving in traffic, cutting her off to make left turns, that sort of thing. Anyways, at some point she mentioned she could “really use a stiff one.” I was overjoyed, I exclaimed, “That is great honey. I am horny too!” And that’s how the fight started… The other day, I had returned home a little early from a long day at work since the traffic was not an hour long drive that day. I had stopped at daycare to get the children on the way home and was trying to take care of them as best I could. For some reason the baby was overly fussy and the three-year old was whining about everything.

After about an hour the wife finally got home from work too. She came in complaining more than usual about the stress level at work and how bad all the other drivers were behaving – weaving in traffic, cutting her off to make left turns, that sort of thing. Anyways, at some point she mentioned she could “really use a stiff one.”

I was overjoyed, I exclaimed, “That is great honey. I am horny too!”

And that’s how the fight started…

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