Today I Am 30. Saturn Has Returned.

I was having a conversation the other day with one of my best friends about how weird I feel turning 30. I mean, I don’t feel 30. But what does 30 feel like, anyway? And I don’t look 30; in fact a lot of the people I work with thought I was 24ish, and I could totally pass for 18 if I wanted to (but why would I?). I told her how I have all these crazy feelings and sensations inside of me – like that I should be more “progressed with life” at this age,...  Read More »

Armando Montelongo – Flip And Grow Rich. And Don’t Piss Yourself.

When deciding on a place to hold their real estate seminar, I bet they thought beautiful San Francisco would be the perfect place. They were wrong. I’ve been to real estate seminars before, but this one takes the cake on crazy. I went to listen to the one and only Armando Montelongo (of A&E’s “Flip This House”) talk about how he built his real estate flipping empire, and what has brought him to where he is today. Others however, very clearly...  Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Single Again. Again.

Maybe Jennifer Aniston should just get a whole crap load of vibrators and close the doors on her dating life. The poor girl gets burned at every corner, it seems. Depending on who you talk to, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are just “taking a break.” “It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. But others are saying that John dumped Jennifer because she wanted...  Read More »

Shelley Malil Stabbed Ex-Girlfriend Over 20 Times – Charged With Attempted Murder.

And we all thought Britney Spears was crazy! I’ve always known that the quiet ones are the ones you’ve really got to watch. If you were to mention Shelley Malil’s name last week, I would have had no idea who you were talking about. But now that the character actor has been accused of brutally stabbing his ex-girlfriend, I’ll remember his name for years to come. It’s being reported that 43-year-old Shelley Malil, best known for playing Haziz in...  Read More »

Isaac Hayes Dead At 65.

BREAKING NEWS Celebrity deaths tend to come in threes. Yesterday I told you about Bernie Mac, today it’s Isaac Hayes. Who’s next? …at approximately 1pm Central Time, Shelby County (Memphis) Sheriff’s department received a call from Isaac Hayes’ wife, who found him lying unresponsive next to a treadmill at 9280 Riveredge in Shelby County. Shelby County Sheriff’s Department arrived on the scene and C.P.R. was performed. Hayes was unresponsive,...  Read More »

Bernie Mac Dead At 50.

BREAKING NEWS Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac died today in Chicago from pneumonia; just a few days ago we were told he’d be just fine. Looks like the joke’s on us. Bernie Mac will be greatly missed. TMZ reports: Mac, whose real name is Bernard McCullough, passed away early this morning at Northwestern Memorial Hospital. He was 50 years old. His rep just issued the following statement to TMZ: “Actor/ comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning...  Read More »

Lil’ Kim’s Birthday – A Killer Party.

This story is all kinds of crazy, and just plain tragic. The body of a woman, who had been missing since attending Lil’ Kim’s birthday party on Sunday night, was found yesterday on the roof of the building where the party took place. Cops say the body of Ingrid Rivera was found on the roof of Spotlight Live, a popular club in the middle of Times Square yesterday. She had suffered a head wound and other injuries. ***** The cops say they’ve...  Read More »