Jamie Lynn’s Breast Sets Off FBI Porn Probe.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Wal-Mart employee and a memory card left by Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby-daddy Casey Aldridge?
A: An FBI probe into child pornography!
The story goes a little something like this…..
Casey Aldridge took his camera’s memory card to Wal-Mart to have a few pictures developed. During processing the Wal-Mart employee discovered some photos of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding baby Maddie, with her breast exposed. This made the employee’s gears get going and he decided to sell the pictures to the highest bidder.
There was just one problem with his plan.
Jamie Lynn Spears may be old enough to screw and give birth, but she can’t vote, which makes her a minor; and makes those pictures child porn.
Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics—or buying them—could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast—even if not taken for sexual purposes—could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property. CelebParasite
Oops! What a dumbass! But hey, what could we really expect? I mean, he does work for Wal-Mart after all.
Speaking of dumbasses, did you hear that George Michael got arrested again? He was in a public men’s room. Again! Seriously, will this guy ever learn? If you’re going to smoke crack, stay away from public restrooms! Especially if you’re name is George Michael.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 am
You’d think that with her Zoey show (or whatever the title is), she’d at least take her film/memory card to be developed by a private photo processing place. But nooooooooo! WalMart it is! What? No one had a two for one special with a disc?
Did they NOT THINK that they might have something of “interest” in their memory card? Sheesh! Given all that’s been out in the tabloids, they just weren’t very smart about having their pics developed. Breast or no breast, the issue is it was of Jamie Lynn, younger sister of Britney Spears. Duh! (Though I don’t agree with the dumbass trying to make money off something that doesn’t belong to him and at the expense of a minor, no less!)
OMG! That doesn’t even look like George Michael! Bug eyed! Was he tripping on drugs or something? When’s he ever gonna learn to not do his business in a public men’s room? George, stick with the weed. It won’t trip you out like the other drugs…