Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: “Tomb it may concern…” Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person’s Corn Flakes? A: A cereal killer Q: How...  Read More »

I’m not going to lie – I’m not a big fan of the Hogans. And since Hulk Hogan and Linda have split up, their family has just gotten crazier. Think Oedipus and Electra….. The Oedipus complex, in Freudian psychoanalysis, is named after the Greek mythical character Oedipus, who unknowingly kills his father, Laius, and marries his mother, Jocasta. According to the theory, the complex appears between the ages of three and five. The child feels sexual desire...  Read More »

Her rep says she’s not. His friend says she’s not. So now it’s just a matter of time before they are all saying yes she is. Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston is carrying John Mayer’s baby. I’ve kinda sat on this story to see where it would go. So often celebrity pregnancy rumors are started and go no where, but sometimes the rumors are true so I decided to wait this one out a bit. Honestly, I can’t really tell where this one will end up. I hope it’s...  Read More »

It was ruled on Tuesday that Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears will remain as the pop star’s conservator permanently and was named as permanent co-conservator of her estate, along side attorney Andrew Wallet. Britney’s court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham told the court, “I’ve met several times with [Britney] and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship. Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz, who has been presiding...  Read More »

By now I’m sure you’ve heard about the horrible recent events that have fallen upon Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson’s family. Three innocent people, including a child, have been brutally murdered over what police are calling a “domestic matter.” First the bodies of Jennifer’s mother and brother were found in her childhood home, and her nephew was missing. The child’s step-father, and estranged husband of Jennifer’s sister, was arrested on parole...  Read More »

Everybody seems to be busy these days. Busy, busy, busy. Some of us are able to find a date among all the chaos, but others of us aren’t so fortunate. Thankfully, there’s Its Just Lunch – the best dating service out there for busy professionals. Its Just Lunch has been matching professional singles for 17 years, and their success rate continues to grow every day. Getting a first date has never been so easy! Having arranged over 2 million first dates,...  Read More »

Ok, this is just gross. Sure, a death is involved and therefore tragic, but above all, it’s just nasty. Someone dies in their pool, and Hollywood Hotel Roosevelt basically does nothing. Happy swimming! At 4:30 a.m. Monday Oct. 13, Jordan Nagler, 30, was found dead in the hotel’s Tropicana Bar pool. Days after Nagler’s body was found, “The hotel management had a meeting, where they told staffers the pool didn’t need to be drained” because “there...  Read More »

Nothing proves the justice system sucks more than this crap. In case you haven’t heard, Nick Hogan was released from jail today after serving only 166 days of his 8-month sentence for nearly killing his friend. At about 12:30 this morning (Tuesday), Nick walked (something his victim will never do again) out of jail and met his waiting sister, Brooke. They embraced in a very uncomfortable fashion and said nothing to reporters as they walked to their car...  Read More »

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been a bit strapped for cash as of late. Then it occurred to me that I have a bunch of gold jewelry I don’t wear. Over the years I’ve acquired quite a bit of gold jewelry, but I don’t really like how gold looks on me, so I never wear any of it. So what is a silver loving girl to do? How about sending it to Cash For Gold and getting money for it? Sounds good to me! It’s so easy. Just fill out a quick form, and Cash...  Read More »

Halle Berry is smokin’ hot, on that we can all agree. But now she’s gotten a little nasty. And I like her even more. After being voted Sexiest Woman Alive, Halle Berry opens up about her sex life in November’s Esquire Magazine insisting she has no troubles in the bedroom: ”You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms. (They’re)...  Read More »

Travis Barker and DJ AM DJ AM is back performing and Travis Barker was released from the hospital today. But not before posting some pictures on his MySpace page. Andy Dick In a Murrieta, CA courtroom today, Andy Dick pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges of marijuana possession and battery. He will have to wear an alcohol-monitoring anklet for a year. Gary Coleman Gary Coleman, on the other hand, pleaded not guilty to charges of disorderly conduct and reckless...  Read More »

Every week we hear of another celebrity marriage falling apart, so I thought it might be refreshing to know which famous couples have actually lasted. 25 to 29 years Bryan Brown and Rachel Ward – 25 years (4/16/1983) Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon – 25 years (4/29/1983) Dana Carvey and Paula Zwagerman – 25 years (1/8/1983) Denzel Washington and Paulette Washington – 25 years (1983) Chevy Chase and Jayni Luke – 26 years (6/19/1982) Tim...  Read More »

And there are a zillion reasons why….. Madonna and Ritchie “can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer,” sources for The Sun and The New York Post whisper. “The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour.” “It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together.” “Despite huge attempts to patch things up, they both knew deep down that divorce was in the cards. It wasn’t a matter...  Read More »

Bitten & Bound Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Renew Their Vows in Vegas Hollywood Crap Travis Barker Hospital Pics and Blog to Shanna Moakler CelebritySkank [Official Video] Director’s Cut – Britney Spears Superficial Diva Britney Spears Set The Record Straight On MTV This November Egotastic Sarah Palin is a Porn Star (Sorta) Necole B@@@hie B@@@hie Mail: Is Tyra Creeping? InEntertainment Radio hosts say Magic Johnson faked HIV: were they joking Posh...  Read More »

Christopher Columbus was commissioned by the Queen of Spain to go to India. He missed his target – by a lot. And now we have a day in October when we observe that mistake. Ahh, America; there’s nothing like rewarding idiots. Though not the first to reach the Americas from Afro-Eurasia — preceded some five hundred years by Leif Ericson, and perhaps by others — Columbus initiated widespread contact between Europeans and indigenous Americans. Severely...  Read More »

Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News Oct. 10, 2008 — The first documented virgin shark birth seemed like an odd miracle, but now a second female has become pregnant sans daddy, adding to the evidence that female sharks don’t always need a male to conceive, according to a new study. Virgin birth, scientifically known as parthenogenesis, has previously been proven in certain amphibians, reptiles, birds and bony fish. It’s now suspected that most,...  Read More »

Do you feel sick, bloated, tired, overweight and just plain unhealthy? You’re not the only one, trust me. Did you know a lot of the time it’s the accumulated waste in your colon that is making your feel that way? You need some colon therapy! Thankfully, with the help of the EverCleanse program ridding your colon of waste is as easy as 1-2-3. The EverCleanse program is synergistically designed to provide everything you need to cleanse, detoxify, replenish...  Read More »

Wow, this is pretty crazy and definitely not something you hear a lot of among actors in Hollywood. Remember in the first Austin Powers movie, that Asian henchman who cracked his neck then hit Austin in the head with a shoe, and then Austin attacked him with a penis pump? (Video below) Well it turns out that the guy who played Random Task, Joe Son, is a bad guy in real life too. A really bad guy, actually; he makes Dr. Evil look like a saint. TMZ has learned...  Read More »

All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. You know, it sounds so simple and so cliché, but it’s so true. As the country crumbles around us, now is the time to come together and love our fellow human. If we can’t control the Government and the horrible economy, at least we can control how we react to it all. Last Saturday (October 4th), it was all about love at San Francisco LoveFest: A Dance Music Parade...  Read More »

If September 23rd was the day to be gay in Hollywood, then today is the day to be white trash (but then again, what day isn’t?). The very pregnant Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday in glorious white trash style. Celebrity pals Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, and Christina Aguilera were on-hand to help the heavily-pregnant star celebrate her big day. “It had a white-trash theme. Ashlee wore Daisy Duke hot-pants and platform flip-flops with a bathing...  Read More »