Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: “Tomb it may concern…” Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person’s Corn Flakes? A: A cereal killer Q: How...  Read More »

I’m not going to lie – I’m not a big fan of the Hogans. And since Hulk Hogan and Linda have split up, their family has just gotten crazier. Think Oedipus and Electra….. The Oedipus complex, in Freudian psychoanalysis, is named after the Greek mythical character Oedipus, who unknowingly kills his father, Laius, and marries his mother, Jocasta. According to the theory, the complex appears between the ages of three and five. The child feels sexual desire...  Read More »

Her rep says she’s not. His friend says she’s not. So now it’s just a matter of time before they are all saying yes she is. Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston is carrying John Mayer’s baby. I’ve kinda sat on this story to see where it would go. So often celebrity pregnancy rumors are started and go no where, but sometimes the rumors are true so I decided to wait this one out a bit. Honestly, I can’t really tell where this one will end up. I hope it’s...  Read More »

It was ruled on Tuesday that Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears will remain as the pop star’s conservator permanently and was named as permanent co-conservator of her estate, along side attorney Andrew Wallet. Britney’s court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham told the court, “I’ve met several times with [Britney] and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship. Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz, who has been presiding...  Read More »

By now I’m sure you’ve heard about the horrible recent events that have fallen upon Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson’s family. Three innocent people, including a child, have been brutally murdered over what police are calling a “domestic matter.” First the bodies of Jennifer’s mother and brother were found in her childhood home, and her nephew was missing. The child’s step-father, and estranged husband of Jennifer’s sister, was arrested on parole...  Read More »

Ok, this is just gross. Sure, a death is involved and therefore tragic, but above all, it’s just nasty. Someone dies in their pool, and Hollywood Hotel Roosevelt basically does nothing. Happy swimming! At 4:30 a.m. Monday Oct. 13, Jordan Nagler, 30, was found dead in the hotel’s Tropicana Bar pool. Days after Nagler’s body was found, “The hotel management had a meeting, where they told staffers the pool didn’t need to be drained” because “there...  Read More »

Nothing proves the justice system sucks more than this crap. In case you haven’t heard, Nick Hogan was released from jail today after serving only 166 days of his 8-month sentence for nearly killing his friend. At about 12:30 this morning (Tuesday), Nick walked (something his victim will never do again) out of jail and met his waiting sister, Brooke. They embraced in a very uncomfortable fashion and said nothing to reporters as they walked to their car and...  Read More »