Hey ladies! There’s an opening at the Playboy Mansion! But you better hurry because there are already a set of twins and a couple bimbos in line. “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over,” Hefner said in a telephone interview Wednesday. “She’s still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed.” Hugh Hefner was surprised to hear Holly Madison had discussed their breakup, but said he knew they would split after...  Read More »

Tonight was the town hall style presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama. Perhaps you watched it. I tried to, but kept getting annoyed by John McCain’s slight limp and weird bodily ticks that he was desperately trying to hide and his camp refuses to address (stroke, anyone?). Anyway, while I was trying to listen but not watch I found an interesting article from The New York Times. During the vice-presidential debate last Thursday, Sarah Palin...  Read More »

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but the United States is going down the crapper. And fast! People are losing homes and jobs…..and their sanity. Karthik Rajaram and five family members were found dead from gunshot wounds in their Porter Ranch home in the San Fernando Valley Monday morning in an apparent murder suicide. The bodies were found by police officers who went to the home after Rajaram’s wife failed to show up at a neighbor’s house to go to...  Read More »

There’s something nobody tells you when they talk about mineral make-up. Unless you’re younger than 30, it’ll probably make you look older. That’s the opposite of what we want, right ladies? That’s why legendary model and actress Lauren Hutton has developed the revolutionary Aqua Elements make-up line. Aqua Elements is a breathable, matte mineral make-up without the downsides; one that improves the skin with consistent use. Coverage, moisture, protection,...  Read More »

It’s about time!! Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was oh-so-wrongly acquitted of double murder, the former football player was found guilty on 12 counts including conspiracy to commit robbery and kidnapping, burglary, assault and coercion. He will be sentenced on December 5th; I’m crossing my fingers for life in prison. Denied bail, court officers wasted no time in handcuffing the Hall of FameShame inductee…after the verdict was read....  Read More »

NutriSlim Pro is Hollywood’s hottest new diet that anyone can do! It’s so much safer than other weight loss drinks, and the energy it gives you lasts longer too. The majority of energy drinks today are packed with caffeine and other ingredients that aren’t healthy for your body. Is that really a healthy way to lose weight? No! People who drink NutriSlim Pro at the beginning of their day have discovered that they no longer need that morning cup of coffee,...  Read More »

Warning! What you don’t know about your credit could ruin your future. Learn the facts about credit scores, and how yours will determine your credit future. Did you know that knowing your credit score might actually save you hundreds, maybe even thousands of dollars? When you apply for credit cards, lines of credit, or loans, your credit score tells the lender how “worthy” you are of their credit. Your credit score will be used to determine whether or...  Read More »

Did you know it was Mark Twain who said that? Neither did I. What do Michael Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Jeremy Piven all have in common? Denial: a) an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse. The politician issued a denial of his opponent’s charges. b) an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable. Sharon...  Read More »

I’ve got some stupid non-Hollywood Gossip things to do tonight, so here are some funny quotes my mom sent me. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’ –...  Read More »