San Francisco LoveFest: A Dance Music Parade and Festival

All you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. You know, it sounds so simple and so cliché, but it’s so true. As the country crumbles around us, now is the time to come together and love our fellow human. If we can’t control the Government and the horrible economy, at least we can control how we react to it all. Last Saturday (October 4th), it was all about love at San Francisco LoveFest: A Dance Music Parade...  Read More »

Crawdad Races And White Trash In Hollywood

If September 23rd was the day to be gay in Hollywood, then today is the day to be white trash (but then again, what day isn’t?). The very pregnant Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday in glorious white trash style. Celebrity pals Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, and Christina Aguilera were on-hand to help the heavily-pregnant star celebrate her big day. “It had a white-trash theme. Ashlee wore Daisy Duke hot-pants and platform flip-flops with a bathing...  Read More »

Hugh Hefner Confirms He And Holly Madison Have Split Up

Hey ladies! There’s an opening at the Playboy Mansion! But you better hurry because there are already a set of twins and a couple bimbos in line. “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over,” Hefner said in a telephone interview Wednesday. “She’s still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed.” Hugh Hefner was surprised to hear Holly Madison had discussed their breakup, but said he knew they would split after...  Read More »

Sarah Palin Doesn’t Know What Maverick Means.

Tonight was the town hall style presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama. Perhaps you watched it. I tried to, but kept getting annoyed by John McCain’s slight limp and weird bodily ticks that he was desperately trying to hide and his camp refuses to address (stroke, anyone?). Anyway, while I was trying to listen but not watch I found an interesting article from The New York Times. During the vice-presidential debate last Thursday, Sarah Palin...  Read More »

The Economy Leads To Family Murder Suicide.

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but the United States is going down the crapper. And fast! People are losing homes and jobs…..and their sanity. Karthik Rajaram and five family members were found dead from gunshot wounds in their Porter Ranch home in the San Fernando Valley Monday morning in an apparent murder suicide. The bodies were found by police officers who went to the home after Rajaram’s wife failed to show up at a neighbor’s house to go to...  Read More »

OJ Simpson Guilty On All Counts

It’s about time!! Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was oh-so-wrongly acquitted of double murder, the former football player was found guilty on 12 counts including conspiracy to commit robbery and kidnapping, burglary, assault and coercion. He will be sentenced on December 5th; I’m crossing my fingers for life in prison. Denied bail, court officers wasted no time in handcuffing the Hall of FameShame inductee…after the verdict was read....  Read More »

Denial Ain’t Just A River In Egypt.

Did you know it was Mark Twain who said that? Neither did I. What do Michael Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Jeremy Piven all have in common? Denial: a) an assertion that something said, believed, alleged, etc., is false: Despite his denials, we knew he had taken the purse. The politician issued a denial of his opponent’s charges. b) an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable. Sharon...  Read More »