Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 50

Scarlett Johansson is selling her snot on ebay. Yummy…..just in time for Christmas. Celeb Pulp

Madonna found what she wants for Christmas. A new Brazilian boy toy named Jesus. Sure, why not, it is that time of year after all. Anything Hollywood

Katie Holmes turned 30 and Tom Cruise was too busy promoting his movie to be with her. He did send a cake, though. How oh so very thoughtful. Daily Blabber

Paris Hilton has a pink Bentley. Yes, a pink Bentley. As in Barbie Pink. Which is exactly what she wanted. Right Celebrity

Kevin Federline has a new girlfriend – some giant volleyball player. Hey, I don’t care if K-fed is dating a tranny, as long as he’s happy. Daily Stab

Carmen Electra is posing nude for Playboy again. Either she’s desperate for money or she’s finally realized that her star has fallen. Hollywood Rag

Former UFC fighter Justin Levens and his wife were found shot to death in their home. Is it just me or is there a growing trend of ultimate fighters winding up dead? Celebridiot

Linda Hogan was involved in a fender bender. Maybe the Hogan’s should just stay away from motor vehicles. Gone Hollywood

Jermaine Dupre is insisting that his girlfriend Janet Jackson is not pregnant, and that she’s still his girlfriend. Well, he pretty much just sealed their fate. Girl Retro

Jennifer Lopez has been seen without her wedding ring – which of course means her marriage is on the rocks. Because it couldn’t possibly mean her fingers are fat. Pretty Boring