Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 51

I’m baaack! Did you miss me?

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas – if you celebrate it. For the rest of you, I hope life is going well and you’re looking forward to the New Year. I know I am!

I’ve missed a few days of posting, and for that I apologize. But I was spending time with my family, some of whom I haven’t seen in quite a while, and have been enjoying my time away from my stupid day job (and the computer). Sue me.

If it makes you feel any better, neither one of us have missed very much…

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz showed the world their son Bronx Mawgli via an internet holiday card. Guess that saves on postage. Celebrity Mound

Britney Spears and her boys sent out the most adorable Christmas card. Thank goodness those boys are getting cuter; I was worried there for a moment. Bricks and Stones Gossip

On the other side, Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend has a criminal past. She’s also a volleyball playing ogre. Damn I’m Cute

The Hiltons spent time in Aspen for the Holidays. Oh how hard their lives must be. The Gossip Girls

Remember Sam Ronson’s trip to the hospital a little while ago? Yeah, it was right after she and Lindsay Lohan had a knock-down drag out fight. Me-ow! These Boots Are Made For Stalking

In other Lindsay drama news, she’s telling everyone that her father cheated on her mother and had a bastard child. Allie is Wired

Lindsay’s father Michael is of course denying it. Celebwarship

Jennifer Aniston admits the cover of GQ with her in nothing but a necktie was photoshopped. Well, duh! Amy Grindhouse

But something tells me she doesn’t care, seeing how her movie beat out ex-husband Brad Pitt’s at the box office. Neener. Neener. Hollywood Heartbreaker

The irreplaceable Eartha Kitt has died of colon cancer. Guess even the best catwoman ever doesn’t have nine lives. Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Barack Obama and his family are spending the Holiday in Hawaii where they bid a final farewell to his beloved Toot. Just Jared