Jeremy Piven Needs To Stop Eating Fish. Seriously.

After missing Tuesday night’s performance and Wednesday’s matinee of Broadway’s Speed-the-Plow, actor Jeremy Piven announced he would be leaving the play due to his diagnosis of a high mercury count. The play’s producers issued a statement the same day, “We have been advised by Jeremy Piven’s medical representatives that he is seriously ill and is unable to fulfill his contractual obligation to Speed-the-Plow. Consequently, he has left the production...  Read More »

Mindy McCready Slit Her Wrists And Jodie Sweetin Is Unfit.

Fallen Country music star Mindy McCready, 33, tried to commit suicide this morning. Again. Her roommate’s mother called paramedics after she received a phone call from McCready that raised some concern. According to a Nashville, TN police spokesperson, authorities “responded to a 10-63, that’s a suicide call. Mindy McCready was at the house…We responded with paramedics, who took her to a local hospital.” Mindy McCready reportedly had cut her wrists. The...  Read More »

Pete Wentz Has A Big Mouth. And Not In A Good Way.

The only reason I can think of for Pete Wentz getting a little too personal this morning on the radio is that he was on the Howard Stern show. It’s either that, or he wants to never again have sex with his wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Honestly, what he said doesn’t really bother me. What bothers me is that his wife, for whom he professes so much love, just had a baby – his baby. Spilling the beans on their sex life just seems sort of tacky to me. Although...  Read More »

The Murder Of Adam Walsh – Case Closed.

“Justice delayed, is not justice denied,” John Walsh, December 16, 2008 In 1981, 6-year-old Adam Walsh was abducted from a shopping mall in Hollywood, Florida. Two weeks later the boy’s head was discovered, but his body has never been found. Now, 27 years later, the case has finally been solved and is officially being closed. Florida police announced today that they have named Ottis Toole as Adam Walsh’s killer. While in prison for an unrelated murder...  Read More »

Sharon Osbourne Attacks!

And if what they’re saying is true, I don’t blame her one bit. Here’s the story…. Reality show whore Megan Hauserman, who has appeared on Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love, I Love Money, and Charm School is alleging that during the Charm School reunion show last Saturday night, Sharon Osbourne jumped off the crazy train, ran across the room, and attacked. Megan claims that Sharon grabbed her weave, err, I mean hair, and refused to let go, and that Sharon...  Read More »

Attention All Bay Area Magnet Stealing Douchbags!

This is hilarious. Leave it to someone from the San Francisco Bay Area to use Craigslist in such an innovative way. To the wingnut who stole my Obama/Biden magnet and left a note … Date: 2008-11-20, 12:49 A.M. PST I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 months for that magnet to come in the mail!! But...  Read More »

Bettie Page Dies At The Age Of 85.

American Icon Bettie Page died Thursday, at the age of 85. She had been on life support since her coma-inducing heart attack last week; according to her agent Mark Roesler, Page’s family agreed to have that life support removed. She will be missed. From MSNBC Entertainment: Her career began one day in October 1950 when she took a respite from her job as a secretary in a New York office for a walk along the beach at Coney Island. An amateur photographer...  Read More »