Jessica Simpson Is Getting Fat. But Don’t Tell Her Sister.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz took to the internet today to shoot back at those who looked at a recent picture of her sister Jessica Simpson and pointed out the obvious – Jessica Simpson has got some extra padding; and it’s not her boyfriend Tony Romo’s football gear. This past Sunday (washed-up) singer Jessica Simpson performed at the Kiss Country Chili Cookout in Pembroke Pines, Fla. Yes, I said chili cookout. She wore a hideous outfit which no doubt contributed...  Read More »

The True Story Of The Chip Stealing Seagull.

I got an email the other day which has been circulating since the end of 2007. I’m sure you’ve gotten it at some point – it’s about a seagull that likes to steal chips. I’m sharing it with you tonight because it’s a great example of how stories can change as they are circulated around the internet. I assure you that the video is real but the story behind it has gotten a bit tweaked. Here’s the email I got….. A seagull in Marinette, WI has developed...  Read More »

Armando Montelongo Cleared Of Felony Theft Of Service Charges

In September 2007 Armando Montelongo was arrested on “theft of service” charges in Austin, Texas. Theft of Service: the legal term for a crime which is committed when a person obtains valuable services — as opposed to goods — by deception, force, threat or other unlawful means, i.e., without lawfully compensating the provider of said services. It may also overlap with some types of fraud in which payment is made on credit, but under an assumed identity,...  Read More »

CSI’s Gerald McCullouch Attacks His Attacker.

Life imitated art recently on the New York subway. Gerald McCullouch, who plays ballistics expert Bobby Dawson on CBS’s CSI, drew on his real-life knowledge of boxing to take down a would-be mugger wielding a large kitchen knife. The actor had just arrived at JFK Airport from L.A. when the incident happened. In his own words….. “It was about 2 a.m.,” McCullouch said. “I have a place [in New York] now, so I take that train at least once a month. I...  Read More »

Andy Dick Likes It Any Way He Can Get It.

Comedian Andy Dick, one of Hollywood’s craziest celebrities, opens up on Friday’s Tyra Banks show, at one point sharing that not only is he bi-sexual, he’s try-sexual – as in he’ll try anything; except animals. I guess even Andy Dick has his standards. Dick, who can currently be seen on VH1’s Sober House with Dr. Drew, appeared on the show alongside Dr. Drew and comfortably discussed his battle with drugs and alcohol and the struggle with his sexuality. “I...  Read More »

Oscar Nominations – Academy Awards 2009 Nominations

The Oscar Nominations are in, and yes Heath Ledger – who died one year ago today indecently – is on the list. You’re probably going to think I’m a @@@@@ for saying this, but I honestly don’t think Heath Ledger would have been nominated for an Oscar if he hadn’t died so tragically. But I digress…..the nominees are….. Actor in a Leading Role Richard Jenkins in “The Visitor” (Overture Films) Frank Langella in “Frost/Nixon”...  Read More »

President Barack Obama Was Inaugurated Today. Finally!

Did you get goose bumps this morning as the 44th President of the United States was sworn in? I did. Today is the first day of a better America; out with the old and horrible, in with the new and promising. As much as our country aches for instant improvement we must be patient, as nothing this broken can be fixed overnight. Let us stay positive and full of hope, for through hope comes change. ***** So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans....  Read More »