“Hello Mrs. M? This is Officer Robertson. We have your son here in jail. He was caught for selling four pounds of cocaine to an undercover officer. Can you come down to the station and bail him out?” Thus begins my boyfriend’s own little April Fool’s Day tradition. His mother falls for it year after year. No one really knows when or where April Fool’s Day got it’s official start as the holiday of pranks and jokes, but it can be traced back to the...  Read More »

I have a confession to make. Until about a year ago my favorite video game was Duck Hunt. I kid you not. Then one day I discovered how much fun online games are. And when I say discovered, I mean I spent like 12 hours straight playing. No more duck hunting for me! It took me about a week of playing games on various online game sites before I found the one I like the most. I can play the games online and off, alone or with other members online. They have over...  Read More »

Am I the only one who is totally shocked that Mariah and Nick are still married? They actually lasted a full year. Totally didn’t see that one coming. Celebrity Mound The ShamWow guy went medieval on some bite happy blonde hooker. You have to see the pictures! F-Listed There’s a voice mail circulating that is supposedly Britney Spears talking to a lawyer about getting rid of her dad and the conservatorship. It’s from January, and seeing the success of...  Read More »

UPDATE: Monday March 30th at 8:45 a.m. – Sandra Cantu is still missing. Police have received some tips that they are following up on, but there has been no concrete change in the case. Have you seen this girl? Sandra Cantu disappeared from the Orchard Estate Mobile Home Park on Clover Road in Tracy, CA around 3:30 p.m. on Friday March 27, 2009. Sandra Cantu just turned 8-years-old and is about 4 feet tall, weighing about 45 pounds. She is described as...  Read More »

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if it’s wrong in any way, it’s not my fault. This one is priceless… A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the...  Read More »

It’s the beginning of Spring and you know what that means – Tax Season! Oh joy. Yeah, tax season sucks, and whether you do them yourself or use a professional, preparing your taxes is stressful. But it is possible to file your taxes without all that stress. The best way? File your taxes online! And there’s a way you can do it for free! There’s nothing worse then paying to have your taxes done, only to learn that you’ll have to pay the government too. I...  Read More »

This was in my Inbox today. I don’t know if I’ll be able to participate since I’ll be at a birthday party at someone else’s house, and therefore not in charge of the lights; if I happen to be in the bathroom at that time, I’ll be sure to pee in the dark. Just because I may not be able to, that doesn’t mean you can’t participate in Earth Hour 2009! Saturday, March 28, 2009, at 8:30 pm, is Earth Hour – a global event in which millions...  Read More »

The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video. Anywhoo…..I dedicate this song to everyone who has a @@@@ List and to all jerkwads on my list – which, by the way, got a whole lot longer this week. Take it away, Stewie! As someday it may happen that a victim must be found. I’ve...  Read More »

I don’t know about you, but I don’t enjoy spending a ton of money on business cards and other materials to help propel my business. Used by more than 17 million people worldwide, VistaPrint is a leading online supplier, with everything you’ll need to market your business. They offer high-quality business cards, promotional products, and other marketing materials. VistaPrint also has marketing services like websites, design, copywriting, and postcard mailing. One...  Read More »

Holy Crap. The Octomom Drama just keeps getting better and better. How much you wanna bet this storyline will show up on a Soap Opera or an episode of Law & Order pretty soon; of course, on Law & Order one of the babies would have to die. Here’s the latest from Usmagazine.com: Lawyer Gloria Allred slammed Octo Mom Nadya Suleman for treating her preemie babies “as props” during a Wednesday afternoon press conference. Allred represents...  Read More »

Now that Howard K. Stern, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich have been arrested and charged with supplying and heavily plying Anna Nicole Smith with drugs, Florida officials have decided that Anna’s death is worth reexamining. This is excellent news for those of us who have believed since the day she died that Anna Nicole Smith was met with foul play. “Our prosecutors have met with representatives of the Los Angeles district attorney’s...  Read More »

With offices in Long Beach, CA and Spring Valley, NY, Simplyink has quickly grown to be on of the largest printer supply retailers on the internet; and they’ve only been in business since 1999. Customer satisfaction has always been the number one goal for Simplyin. Their courteous and polite representatives are always ready to help you and actually know what they’re talking about, with tremendous knowledge of the Simplyink products. Simplyink has been...  Read More »

Ok, ok, so the accidents took place in New York and Spain, but the victims are fairly “Hollywood.” Lance Armstrong was banging Kate Hudson for awhile, after all. Matt Lauer was M.I.A. from the Today show today as a result of dislocating his shoulder this weekend when he was thrown over his handlebars after a deer jumped out in front of him. And by jumped out I mean waiting for Matt Lauer to come into view then darting down the hill and across the road. Can...  Read More »

Are pigs flying and I just don’t know it? David Letterman married is longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko last Thursday. Letterman made the announcement himself during Monday’s taping of the “Late Show.” “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko,” Letterman said about 20 minutes into the show, before he read the “Top 10″ list. “Regina and I began dating in February...  Read More »

UPDATE 3/24: Word has it that Nadya fired the Angels in Waiting crew because she believed that they, along with their lawyer Gloria Allred, was spying on her and reporting her to CPS. Here’s another something to add to the extensive list of things wrong with Octomom Nadya Suleman. She fired her free 24-hour child care. WTF?? Nadya Suleman told Radaronline that she’s going to hire her own nannies instead of having the free help from Angels in Waiting. No...  Read More »

Hoveround has been around for over 15 years and has sold more than 100,000 power wheelchairs. For those with limited mobility, a Hoveround electric wheelchair could be a life saver. If nothing else, it’s an excellent life changer. Imagine going from barely being able to walk around your own house, to having the same mobility and freedom you had before your need for a Hoveround. Hoveround gives you an electric wheelchair that has “easy chair” comfort...  Read More »

I don’t know about the person you sleep with, but my boyfriend snores up storm almost every night. Sometimes it really scares me and I find myself not only waking up from his snoring, but also to make sure he’s still alive when the snoring stops. I put my hand on him and wait to see his chest heave before I can drift back to sleep. In an effort to find help for his snoring, I came across My Snoring Solution – and have found the answer. My Snoring Solution...  Read More »

British reality star Jade Goody died early this morning, Mother’s Day in England, at the age of 27 after her courageous battle with cervical cancer. Her mother was by her side. Jade’s death was inevitable, but it’s still sad to report; she had so much more life to live. From what I understand, cervical cancer is a pretty brutal way to die. Jade Goody rose to infamy in 2002 during her appearance on the British version of Big Brother, when she made a racist...  Read More »

Bruce Willis married his fashion model girlfriend Emma Hemming earlier today in Parrot Cay, located on the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean. Of course Bruce’s ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher were there, as was Madonna, which sort of took me by surprise. There is a bit of an age difference between the two – much like Demi and Ashton. Bruce Willis is 54, and Emma Hemming is somewhere between 28 and 32; I have found places that say...  Read More »

After seven and a half of dating, actor Harrison Ford, 64, has proposed to girlfriend Calista Flockhart, 44. It happened over the Valentine’s Day weekend while the couple was on a family vacation with son Liam. Ford and Flockhart have always been a pretty undercover couple, and value their privacy so I’m not at all surprised it took over a month for the news of the engagement to hit the news wires. A source close to the couple broke the news to PEOPLE,...  Read More »