“Hello Mrs. M? This is Officer Robertson. We have your son here in jail. He was caught for selling four pounds of cocaine to an undercover officer. Can you come down to the station and bail him out?” Thus begins my boyfriend’s own little April Fool’s Day tradition. His mother falls for it year after year. No one really knows when or where April Fool’s Day got it’s official start as the holiday of pranks and jokes, but it can be traced back to the...  Read More »

UPDATE: Monday March 30th at 8:45 a.m. – Sandra Cantu is still missing. Police have received some tips that they are following up on, but there has been no concrete change in the case. Have you seen this girl? Sandra Cantu disappeared from the Orchard Estate Mobile Home Park on Clover Road in Tracy, CA around 3:30 p.m. on Friday March 27, 2009. Sandra Cantu just turned 8-years-old and is about 4 feet tall, weighing about 45 pounds. She is described as...  Read More »

Please Note: This is an email forward, so if it’s wrong in any way, it’s not my fault. This one is priceless… A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the...  Read More »

This was in my Inbox today. I don’t know if I’ll be able to participate since I’ll be at a birthday party at someone else’s house, and therefore not in charge of the lights; if I happen to be in the bathroom at that time, I’ll be sure to pee in the dark. Just because I may not be able to, that doesn’t mean you can’t participate in Earth Hour 2009! Saturday, March 28, 2009, at 8:30 pm, is Earth Hour – a global event in which millions...  Read More »

The following clip is from the hilariously politically incorrect show The Family Guy. It was not allowed to be aired on FOX, but from what I understand, it’s included in the DVD set. The lyrics are below the video. Anywhoo…..I dedicate this song to everyone who has a Shit List and to all jerkwads on my list – which, by the way, got a whole lot longer this week. Take it away, Stewie! As someday it may happen that a victim must be found. I’ve...  Read More »

Holy Crap. The Octomom Drama just keeps getting better and better. How much you wanna bet this storyline will show up on a Soap Opera or an episode of Law & Order pretty soon; of course, on Law & Order one of the babies would have to die. Here’s the latest from [Usmagazine.com]: Lawyer Gloria Allred slammed Octo Mom Nadya Suleman for treating her preemie babies “as props” during a Wednesday afternoon press conference. Allred represents...  Read More »

Now that Howard K. Stern, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich have been arrested and charged with supplying and heavily plying Anna Nicole Smith with drugs, Florida officials have decided that Anna’s death is worth reexamining. This is excellent news for those of us who have believed since the day she died that Anna Nicole Smith was met with foul play. “Our prosecutors have met with representatives of the Los Angeles district attorney’s...  Read More »