Latest Celebrity Gossip – Top Celebrity Gossip 3.15.09

SEX

Britney Spears is not dating her manager Jason Trawick, they’re just “very close” – so basically they’re having sex but not dinner dates. The Hollywood Gossip

Jamie Kennedy has obviously never watched TV or read a magazine, as proven by his choice to date Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hollywood Grind

Paris Hilton’s current flavor of the month is reality personality Doug Reinhardt. Paris is a whore, end of story. Pop Crunch

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have yet again ended their romantic relationship. My goodness they’re annoying. Stupid Celebrities

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long broke up a while back, but now they might be back together. Are they the next Jen & John? Hot Momma Gossip

The Nicole Richie baby bump watch is in full swing. It’ll be fun to watch her boobs get big again. Bricks and Stones Gossip

Just days after her divorce was finalized, Anne Heche gave birth to her second son. Now she has two baby’s daddies – awesome. Celeb Spin

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has given birth to twin boys. How old do you think they’ll be when he takes them to meet Heidi Fleiss? The Gossip Girls

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are now married, much to the chagrins of her friends and family. Celeb News Wire

LIES

Miley Cyrus thinks she’s one hot @@@@@, but Radiohead thinks that’s a big phat lie. The Blemish

John Stewart called out Jim Cramer on The Daly Show for being a big loud liar. Celebridiot

There’s a warrant out for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan. Of course her lawyer says the reasons for it are lies, all lies! Amy Grindhouse

Andrew “Test” Martin, former WWE wrestler had died. And that’s no lie. Bitten & Bound

VIDEOTAPE

Michael Phelps sat down with Matt Lauer and pretty much beat around the marijuana photo bush. I guess “celebration” is the new word for “getting high.” Daily Stab

What do you get when you cross a bet of cranky skinny model wannabes and a smoking BMW? Chaos caught on tape. I Need My Fix

Britney Spears has finally released the music video for her controversial ditty “If You Seek Amy.” And it’s just as raunchy as the song itself. Celebrity Puke

Tupac might be dead, but he’s still making music and dropping albums. Hmm, maybe he really isn’t dead. Allie is Wired

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