Latest Celebrity Gossip – Top Celebrity Gossip 3.30.09

Am I the only one who is totally shocked that Mariah and Nick are still married? They actually lasted a full year. Totally didn’t see that one coming. Celebrity Mound

The ShamWow guy went medieval on some bite happy blonde hooker. You have to see the pictures! F-Listed

There’s a voice mail circulating that is supposedly Britney Spears talking to a lawyer about getting rid of her dad and the conservatorship. It’s from January, and seeing the success of her Circus tour, I have a feeling she doesn’t feel like that anymore. The Blemish

Madonna is in Malawi trying to adopt another baby, but it’s turning out to be harder than she thought. Hm, looks like Madge isn’t has great and powerful as she thinks. The Superficial

I don’t care, but in case you do, the 2009 Kids’ Choice Awards was Saturday night. There was lots of slime and stupid Miley Cyrus cried as if she were actually humble. Allie Is Wired

Josh Harnett was hospitalized after experiencing extreme stomach pain. The reports say he probably caught a virus while in London, but I think he’s pregnant. These Boots Are Made For Stalking

Gisele Bundchen is laying claim to Tom Brady’s love child with Bridget Moynahan. Fingers crossed for a @@@@@ fight. How hot would that be? Gone Hollywood

Holy crap on a stick. Why does Pamela Anderson look nothing like Pamela Anderson? Wow. Celebrity Smack

Some crazy chick has been sending death threats to Vicki Gunvalson, one of the “housewives” on The Real Housewives of the O.C. That’s gotta suck. Bricks and Stones

A video of Vice President Joe Biden’s daughter Ashley supposedly doing cocaine is being shopped around. I’m sure he’s not too keen on the cocaine, but Mr. Joe Biden doesn’t seem to mind a little al-ki-hol once in a while. Have you seen the video at the bottom of my home page? It’s quite fun. PopCrunch

Tim Allen and his wife Jane have a new baby girl named Elizabeth. Gee for a celebrity, that’s a pretty boring name. Hot Momma Gossip

There’s a new Guitar Hero commercial out – this one starring Metallica. This one isn’t really like the others. It’s way better. Hollywood Grind

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