Paris Hilton In Cannes Being Nasty And Skanky

And she doesn’t know how to give a decent lap dance.

Paris Hilton and the current love of her life Doug Reinhardt partied it up in Cannes this past week and disgusted all those with whom they came in contact.

The gross PDA couple was at the VIP night club in Cannes when Paris decided it would be a good idea to give Doug a drunken lap dance.

Side Note: What happened to all that women’s charity work Paris Hilton told Larry King she was going to dedicate her life to when she got out of jail? Just asking.

The lap dance isn’t the only disgusting display from the two love-birds. Rumor has it that they got kicked out of a Yacht party because of their “inappropriate behavior,” including Paris shoving her tongue down Doug’s throat the instant they arrived and the two sneaking into a bathroom to allegedly exchange bodily fluids.

You’d think with all her money, Paris Hilton could afford to take classes on being classy. But no, apparently she’d rather be trashy. And high: Paris’ cigarette looks funny

You know, the more Paris Hilton dry humps Doug Reinhardt in public, the harder I find it to believe she’s only slept with a couple of her boyfriends.

See more pictures of nasty drunk Paris Hilton giving Doug Reinhardt a nasty awkward lap dance at Stupid Celebrities.

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