mo⋅ron – noun – a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. From one of my local news stations, Fox40: Dine, dash, smash: Women reportedly try to skip out on bill at IHOP, plow into restaurant DETROIT (AP) — Four women trying to skip out on their bill at an International House of Pancakes ended up plowing into the Detroit restaurant as they sped away. No one was injured in the accident Tuesday morning. Restaurant manager Raymond Jefferson...  Read More »

The circumstances surrounding David Carradine’s death are just getting weirder and weirder. David Winters, a producer friend of Carradine’s believes the actor died at the hands of transsexual hookers. Winters tells Globe magazine, “David Carradine was murdered… I strongly believe Lady Boys are responsible. Lady Boys operate in pairs. David would not have stood a chance. They can be very brutal…I want to see those tapes. My suspicion is they’ve...  Read More »

First the happy news….. Carnie Wilson gave birth to a little girl last Friday, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Named Luciana Bella, the healthy baby weighed in at 6 pounds, 5 ounces and measured 19 inches in length. This is the second child for the Wilson Phillips singer; she and musician husband Rob Bonfiglio also have a 4-year-old daughter named Lola Sofia. I totally love the names! [source] And now the sad news….. Patrick Farrow, 66, sculptor...  Read More »

Paris Hilton wants us to believe that she doesn’t sleep with every boy she dates, and in fact has had sex with only a couple of people. I, of course, do not believe her one bit. How do you know if Paris is lying? Her lips are moving! In the last 5 years, Paris Hilton has burned through guys like MC Hammer burned through cash. Let’s take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we? 2004 Paris Hilton becomes a household name after ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon...  Read More »

Not surprising: Usher and his wife Tameka Foster are getting divorced. Surprising: Usher and Tameka have not lived together in a year. I’m rarely taken aback by a Hollywood divorce, but learning that the R&B star and his soon to be ex-wife have been living separately for a year caught me a bit off guard. It started like a fairytale. About 200 people attended Usher and Tameka’s wedding in August 2007 just outside of Atlanta, Georgia, at a 3,500 acre...  Read More »

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be a lot of things, but one thing they are not is greedy. The couple has given to charity for years, this time donating $1 million to the St. John’s Hospital cancer treatment center in Brad’s hometown of Springfield, Missouri. Doug Pitt, Brad’s brother, heads up the cause and says the money will go towards and endowment fund which pays for the services of kids in need of cancer specialists. The fund will also pay for a...  Read More »

So much for the experience on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! humbling Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Al Roker interviewed Speidi this morning on the Today show and managed to shake-up the couple so much, Heidi cried and they had to run to Ryan Seacrest for support. Roker went for the jugular right from the start, telling the Pratt brats, “There are those that say you are the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity in this country.” In...  Read More »

This coming July 4th weekend, I will have been in my current residence for a year. And in that whole time, I haven’t done a single thing with my yard. My landlord said I can do whatever I want to it since the only access is through the house, so he doesn’t have a landscaper for the back. As you know, I have a dog and a turtle. The turtle lives in a blue plastic kiddie pool, but it’s really getting too small. My boyfriend found a cheap plastic pond thing...  Read More »

Well it’s Saturday afternoon and I have basically done nothing – which is awesome ‘cause I feel like the last few weekends have been nothing but doing things and driving all across the land; so this is a nice rest. Of course, soon it will end as I have to leave at 4:00 to drive a zillion miles to see my friend’s 2-year-old in her very first dance recital. Anyway, I didn’t get a chance to talk to you yesterday so I wanted to be sure to do so today. One...  Read More »

Just in case you spent Thursday under a rock, I’ll catch you up. There was really only one story for the day, so you didn’t miss much; but it is a biggie so you sort of missed a whole hell of a lot. Chastity Bono is becoming a man. The only child of Sonny Bono and Cher, Chastity came out as a lesbian about 20 years ago. Shortly after her 40th birthday, Chastity Bono began the process of transitioning from female to male. A civil rights advocate, journalist,...  Read More »

Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend and ‘Girl Next Door’ Kendra Wilkinson is having a baby. Fortunately the baby does not belong to Hef, but rather Kendra’s fiancé Hank Bassett. The two will be married in just a couple of weeks on June 27th. Am I the only one who’s a little uncomfortable with Kendra Wilkinson reproducing? Kendra is extremely excited to be a mom! Kendra revealed to E!, “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first...  Read More »

Britney Spears’s agent Jason Trawick has officially entered crazy land and crossed over into the boyfriend realm. And apparently her father Jamie approves. A source said: “They are totally and definitely dating. Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that has happened to her.”… …Friends claim the pop beauty fell for Trawick – who is a childhood friend of her brother Bryan – since they first met a few years ago. The source added to People magazine:...  Read More »

You know how they say good things come to those who wait? Well, we waited, and now something good has come. Apparently having had enough of her doesn’t-play-well-with-others attitude, Donald Trump set the wheels in motion today to strip Carrie Prejean of her crown and title of Miss California USA. According to The Donald, Carrie Prejean was fired because – quite simply – she wasn’t doing the job she was hired to do, and she treated people badly. Trump...  Read More »

Lag Vegas performer Danny Gans died at over a month ago, and his cause of death has just been announced. The Clark County Coroner’s Office has determined that Danny Gans died of hydromorphone toxicity and chronic pain syndrome. According to Coroner Mike Murphy, Gans developed a toxic level of hydromorphone in his system, which caused his respiration to become depressed. The drug, an opiate, is used to treat chronic pain. Murphy said that a pre-existing...  Read More »

Adam Lambert is gay. In other news, the sky is blue. Duh!! In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert finally admits what most of us have known all along – he’s gay. “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week. The flamboyant Idol singer hits our cover and bares all, talking about his childhood (”I...  Read More »

First thing’s first….. David Carradine’s family is convinced the actor was murdered, and have even gone so far as to accuse a secret sect of killer ninjas. A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family’s lawyer. …attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld. What...  Read More »

Today is Monday and Mondays SUCK!! But as bad as you think your day is going, keep in mind that it could be so much worse. In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday,...  Read More »

I got back from the land of no internet a few hours ago; and I must say, as much as I enjoyed where I was and am happy I spent the weekend there, I’m quite happy to be home. I missed my laptop very much. Skimming the gossip I missed, it looks like the Spencer and Heidi Pratt “I’m a Celebrity…” saga is still going strong. And now there are allegations of torture. Yes, the Pratt brats are crying foul and threatening to sue NBC over what they say was...  Read More »

The iconic Marilyn Monroe would have turned 83-years-old this past June 1st, were she alive today. But, as we all know, she isn’t with us because she was killed by the Kennedys. Yeah, I said it! Here’s my theory in a nutshell…Marilyn Monroe was boinking both President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby, she got tired of all the secrets and lies and wanted to go public, the Kennedys freaked out, Monroe ends up dead. Marilyn Monroe and JFK were also...  Read More »

I listen to the morning news as I wake up – usually laying there with my eyes closed thinking about how much I don’t want to leave my bed. This morning while in my half-conscience state, I heard the newscaster say that David Carradine was found dead in Bangkok. To be perfectly honest, I thought I dreamt it. It was so random. They didn’t even say anything about “sad news” – he was talking about the weather or something then announced that Carradine...  Read More »