Disclaimer: The following was sent to me as an email forward. If it’s not true or accurate, it’s not my fault. If nothing else, it’s just a fun little thing to read.
Well, now……here’s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn’t history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew” (or “pluck yew”).
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as “giving the bird.”
And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
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August 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
100% completely true
October 13th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
This has been disproved. Aristophanes’ play the clouds was first performed in 453bc. In this play one of the characters uses his finger interchangeably with his manhood, in regards to his distain for Socrates style of thinking. The how play is centered on the Thinkery that Socrates runs, and it use lots of crude humor to voice his opinion about Socrates.
But that is really not the origin either. There is proof that Greece learned this from their interactions with the Roman Empire. There was a Roman ruler that made people kiss his middle finger, so they showed theirs to him in rebellion of his ways.
The church has always regarded the finger as a terrible, disrespectful act. It is hard to find information about this, since most of the information falls completely back to either Clouds, or The Hundred Years War.