In September 2007 Paris Hilton sued Hallmark Cards Inc for $500,000 because they made a greeting card that stole her trademark line, “That’s hot.” For some crazy reason it has taken two full years for an appeals court just to make a decision on whether or not Paris Hilton may proceed with her lawsuit. Take a gander at the Paris Hilton Hallmark Card in question: Image Source The envelope please….. The courts have taken Paris Hilton’s side. The 9th...  Read More »

I honestly don’t even know why I’m writing about these dolts. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But these two little stories were just so asinine that I had to share them. First up, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name. No, he’s not taking the Jay Mohr-Cox route and taking his wife Heidi’s last name. Nope, he’s doing one better than that. Spencer Pratt is legally changing his name to...  Read More »

Really? 19 kids? I mean, how does that even stay in anymore? Seriously. But alas, it’s true. The Duggars are expecting baby number 19. Ho-ly crap. I don’t know – 19 kids isn’t my choice, but I guess more power to ‘em. The Duggars don’t ask for public assistance, so I guess don’t care how many times they reproduce. Pop one out every year for all I care – as long as taxpayers don’t have to foot the bill. I suppose the TLC show helps make ends...  Read More »