Someone Kidnapped Heidi Montag’s New Boobs. Or Something Like That.

When I found out what really happened at the Pratt residence today, I couldn’t stop laughing. Which, given my whole bruised ribs thing, was quite painful.

Here’s how it all went down…..

Someone called the LAPD earlier today when they became suspicious after witnessing a person being led into Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s home with a white pillowcase over their head.

A witness at the scene tells TMZ police blocked off the street outside of Speidi’s house, helicopters are flying above and cops with guns drawn are yelling at someone to come out of the house.

Neighbors tell us … it looks like a cop show. Police are swarming the area. Someone from the helicopter was on a loudspeaker saying, “Man in the black shirt. Come out of the house.”

Several cops jumped the fence and went toward the house.

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The man in the black shirt was placed in handcuffs and put in the back of a police car. It turns out he works for Spencer Pratt and was released.

So what exactly did happen over there today? The answer is oh-so-Hollywood…..

Heidi had a boob job recently and is on this week’s cover of People magazine — on newsstands Friday. Typically in these deals (and trust us, Heidi and Spencer made a deal), the magazine demands that the featured person not be photographed elsewhere until the magazine gets a bang for its buck.

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