John Mayer Playboy Interview – Just Another Day In Douchedom

Well, he’s done it again.

John Mayer has once again managed to piss off a whole lot of people because of stuff he said during an interview.

This time around, the notorious man-slut singer was doing a Playboy interview and thought he’d take the opportunity to compare his genitalia to a white supremacist and throw ex-fling Jessica Simpson under the sexual bus by comparing her love-making skills to napalm* and crack.

Classy.

First, the John Mayer racist d*ck thing…..after telling the interviewer about his “hood pass” and using the “N” word, John Mayer shared the following gem about fu*king dating black women:

I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick. I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl.

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Holly Robinson Peete, by the way, was flattered by John Mayer’s high opinion of her f*ckability.

Holly Robinson Peete “Flattered” To Be One Of The Few Black Women John Mayer Would Have Sex With

Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, was none too pleased with what her ex-lover spewed forth.

Jessica Unhappy With John Mayer’s Comments

Am I the only one who doesn’t buy into John Mayer’s verbal barf anymore? Hello! He’s just trying to get attention! Female celebrities do it by running around without any underwear on and John Mayer does it by basically not wearing underwear over his mouth when he gives interviews.

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*Napalm: When used as a part of an incendiary weapon, napalm can cause severe burns (ranging from superficial to subdermal) to the skin and body, asphyxiation, unconsciousness, and death. In this implementation, explosions can create an atmosphere of greater than 20% carbon monoxide and firestorms with self-perpetuating windstorms of up to 70 mph. [source]

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