Girl Kissing Medal Photos Send Scotty Lago Home

Another day, another Olympic scandal; and of course it involves an American. Because, you know, Americans can’t seem to make it to an Olympics without stirring something up. We are such drama queens. The latest incident involves our bronze medal winning snowboarder Scotty Lago and a little thing called a photograph. Those will get you every time! Last Friday photos of Scotty Lago receiving a bite of love from a fan hit the web and spread like wildfire. Yada,...  Read More »

Andrew Koenig Is Missing – Have You Seen TV’s “Boner”?

MISSING: Andrew Koenig LAST SEEN: Vancouver, British Columbia Sunday February 14, 2010 Please Call (604) 717-2534 Actor Andrew Koenig, most notably known as “Boner” from the 80s TV show Growing Pains, has gone missing and people are really starting to get worried. Andrew Koenig was last seen in Vancouver, British Columbia on Sunday February 14, 2010. After spending some time with a friend, burlesque dancer Jenny Magenta, Koenig was due to fly home to Los...  Read More »

Tiger Woods Apology Video – Was It For Real Or For Show?

So today was the day. Tiger Woods spoke publicly this morning for the first time since his world came crashing down (pun intended) last November. I don’t know what you thought of the little PR stunt, but I was not at all impressed. There does seem to be a fairly large consensus that Tiger was a little less than sincere, however. Personally, I didn’t see a single shred of real remorse – or even true embarrassment, for that matter – in his tense face...  Read More »

Mermaid Or Whale – Which Would You Rather Be?

While I cannot vouch for the validity of the following story, it’s cute none the less and needs to be shared. Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read: “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym. To Whom...  Read More »

Elton John Thinks Jesus Was Gay And Jamie Spears Thought Britney Would Die

Would it surprise you to hear that we’re not the only ones who feared out of control Britney Spears was going to wind up dead back in 2007-2008? Those the closest to her were afraid of the same thing – including her father Jamie. When it comes to Britney Spears news I turn to Poor Britney, who I feel has a good head on her shoulders – she realizes Britney has some legitimate issues, and isn’t under any delusions that it’s just make believe. She spent...  Read More »

Pamela Anderson Disgraces Herself And Gary Coleman Throws A Fit. Again.

What, in the name of all things bright and beautiful, is wrong with Pamela Anderson? Holy. Crapola. Will someone please tell this sad bag of washed-up sex symbol that her time to shine has long been over and she needs to just retire the trailer park already? I never though I would say this, but maybe Marilyn Monroe was on to something when she died young – she never had to grow too old to be half naked on the runway. Although, something tells me that had...  Read More »

Tiger Woods Talking Friday – The Next Move In His PR Game

I’m just gonna put this out there and you can do with it what you want….. I think Tiger Woods is a big dumb idiot who should be concentrating on fully redeeming himself as a husband and a man in general before he even thinks about returning to golf. I would be so pissed if I was his wife. Actually, I would have thrown his nasty butt out on the street the instant the sh*t hit the fan, but that’s a different story. Elin is either really strong or really...  Read More »