Surprise, surprise, surprise. Not! You should probably be sitting down for this ….. news agencies have already written Lindsay Lohan’s Obituary. Hey, they’re just being prepared. It’s not like Lindsay hasn’t been steadily going down hill the past few months. …PopEater’s Rob Shuter reports that several sources claim media outlets are preparing Lindsay’s obituary…. “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they...  Read More »

Dawson’s Creek star James Van Der Beek and his wife of seven years, actress Heather Ann McComb, will officially be divorced June 3rd. While the Mrs. will walk away with quite a hefty settlement, the Mr. will part ways with a lot less money every month. Van Dr Beek was ordered to pay his estranged wife nearly $8,000 for spousal support, every month until the end of 2012 (approximately $240,000). But the actor is leaving totally empty handed – he gets to...  Read More »

Joe Jackson is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore! Brian Oxman, the lawyer for Michael Jackson’s father Joe, told the Reuters news agency that the quantity of prescription drugs given to Michael amounts to second-degree murder. “That is Russian roulette, that is loading six bullets into a gun with only six chambers,” Mr Oxmand said. … Mr Oxmand said Michael Jackson had been given Propofol every night for six weeks and said it was...  Read More »

What a joke. Will someone please save Heidi Montag from her delusions before she goes off the deep end? Or before I track her down and pummel her? Put us out of our misery quick! Man, you give a 23-year-old girl 10 surgeries in one day and a measly little film role, and her head swells to the size of her new boobs. It was reported on Tuesday that Megan Fox “reluctantly turned down” the opportunity to replace Angelina Jolie in the next Lara Croft film. Rumor...  Read More »

I must admit, I love it when people hate on Sarah Palin. Her existence is like nails on a chalkboard for me; I simply cannot stand her. For some reason she’s been given a bunch of TV shows, one of which is Sarah Palin: Real American Stories. It is, of course, on the FOX News network. LL Cool J, however, is not one of those Real American Stories – even though Palin’s ad implies he is. That did not sit well with the muscular rapper/actor and now he’s...  Read More »

Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe has truly arrived. Forget the Academy Award nomination, this girl’s gonna be on Saturday Night Live! On March 14, a Facebook group entitled “We want Gabourey Sidibe to host SNL” launched, with the mission statement of getting the Oscar-nominated “Precious” actress to host the sketch comedy show. Mission accomplished, if early reports are to be believed. E! is reporting that Sidibe will host an episode of “Saturday Night...  Read More »

Oh. My. God. Is Michelle McGee ever going to go away? I mean, three other women have come forward saying they had a relationship with Jesse James. She’s so last week! Seriously. Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee attacked E! late night talk show host Chelsea Handler via a profanity laced post on the tattoo/fetish model’s Facebook page. All because Chelsea made fun of her. Uh…hello!! That’s Chelsea Handler’s job you stupid...  Read More »