Tiger Woods Vanity Fair – He Banged Some Nasty Chicks

Nasty, nasty, nasty. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with some nasty chicks. Nasty. Nasty.

In the May issue of Vanity Fair, four of the women who consider themselves a Tiger Woods mistress are spilling the beans on their time with the married golf great.

Obviously with Tiger’s return to golf via the upcoming Masters Tournament, the timing of the magazine’s article The Temptation of Tiger Woods couldn’t be better.

And the stories the women tell couldn’t be more disgusting. And being the nasty women they are who will do anything for money, they’re more than happy to talk.

Mistress Mindy Lawton, the homely, corkscrew haired waitress who banged Tiger in a parking lot (classy) says that she was on the rag that day. Tiger insisted they still have sex, and since his key card to an office wasn’t working they decided to just get it on in his car, in a parking lot. Lawton admits she threw a *ahem* used tampon out the window before having sex and that (yes it gets worse) the National Enquirer PICKED IT UP to use as evidence against Woods. (You can barf now.) The scandal was eventually swept under the rug by Woods’ PR agents who promised an exclusive interview with Woods (via sister magazine Men’s Fitness) in exchange for the bloody revelation.

…It seems that only one of the four interviewed mistresses got anything of any monetary value from Tiger, and that would be botox’d tramp, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo. She claims she once got to go on a $15,000 shopping spree, charging everything to Tiger’s room.

Jamie Jungers complains that she broke it off with Woods because he refused to help her financially. Um, hello, HOOKER!

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Exactly!!

Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.

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