Angelina Jolie Is A Controlling Self-Centered B*tch. Allegedly.

Tell me something I don’t know! I’ve always felt there’s more than meets the eye with Angelina Jolie. She’s crazy and clearly has issues, but because she’s a stupid world humanitarian, there’s some weird “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” crap going on. Well no more! Not if Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard has anything to say about it, that is. The ex-employee of the star, who is referred to only as Bill, sat down with In Touch...  Read More »

Cameron Dabaghi Is The Empire State Building Jumper

It’s never fun to report on suicide, but it seems to be a big part of life right now and I think we can learn something when someone takes their life. Like how we as a society need to be better about spotting those friends of ours who seem “a little off” lately, or more depressed than usual. During the 6:30pm New York rush hour on Tuesday evening, a male jumped to his death from the 86th Floor observation deck of the Empire State building There are confirmed...  Read More »

Matt Damon Will Be On ‘30 Rock’ And Amanda Seyfried Has A Vagina Foot

Tina Fey loves Matt Damon, as most of us do, and she really wants him to make a guest appearance on her NBC show ’30 Rock.’ And what Tina Fey wants, Tina Fey gets. When Matt Damon heard about Tina Fey’s desire to have him, he jumped at the opportunity. “I would do [30 Rock] in a heartbeat if they asked me to come on…She should call my people — or even better me. Or I could call her. Let’s make this happen.” Ask and you shall receive! The details...  Read More »

Lady Gaga At Top Of List For Next James Bond Theme Song

I think this is a perfect fit. Lady Gaga, who just turned 24, is reportedly soon to be in discussions to sing the theme song for the next James Bond flick; studio executives are expected to meet with the unique singer in the next few weeks. How cool will that be? “Bond bosses are all huge Gaga fans,” a source told British newspaper The Sun. “Her sound and sense of drama make her the top choice. Gaga has the look as well as the voice to tackle a thundering...  Read More »

Heather Mills Claims No Wrong, Says Nanny Wants Boobs

Heather Mills is a crazy b*tch and now she’s having to defend her ways in a court of law. Heather’s ex-nanny Sara, who worked for the madwoman between 2004 and 2007, is suing Mills for constructive dismissal and sex discrimination. Heather, of course, says it’s all made up and she was nothing but nice to Sara – even giving her expensive gifts. The former Mrs. Paul McCartney is taking things one step further and accusing Sara of being motivated by money...  Read More »

Laura Bell Bundy To ‘Giddy On Up’ At The ACM Awards

Cute Laura Bell Bundy is bringing her act to the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas on April 18th; it will be the first time the country singer has performed her song ‘Giddy On Up’ on television. “I want to make [my performance] interesting and entertaining,” Bundy, 28, tells PEOPLE. “We’ll be in Vegas so I want to do a little Cirque du Bundy – some tightrope walking, light myself on fire, real live horses.” All kidding aside, Bundy...  Read More »

Tiger Woods Vanity Fair – He Banged Some Nasty Chicks

Nasty, nasty, nasty. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with some nasty chicks. Nasty. Nasty. In the May issue of Vanity Fair, four of the women who consider themselves a Tiger Woods mistress are spilling the beans on their time with the married golf great. Obviously with Tiger’s return to golf via the upcoming Masters Tournament, the timing of the magazine’s article The Temptation of Tiger Woods couldn’t be better. And the stories the women tell couldn’t...  Read More »