Wow, the Lohan clan just gets nuttier and nuttier, don’t they? Michael Lohan held a news conference today, giving his daughter Lindsay Lohan an ultimatum to either voluntarily enter rehab for prescription drug abuse, or go by force. He says the train wreck actress will go to rehab whether she wants to or not, and pleas for Lindsay to not turn away help. Claiming that Lindsay never abused drugs before his divorce from her mother, Michael Lohan says he...  Read More »

Actor Rip Torn was in a Connecticut courtroom this morning where he pled not guilty to several charges stemming from his gun-wielding, bank-breaking-into drunken night this past January in Salisbury, Conn. In case you forgot, Rip Torn was found passed out inside a bank with a loaded gun; at the time he told police he thought it was his house. He was charged with carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, criminal trespass, criminal mischief,...  Read More »

Excuse me for a moment while I die laughing. We all know things haven’t been gumdrops and candy apples with Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt since Heidi went under the knife for her infamous ten surgeries in one day. Now rumor has it that Speidi is headed for divorce. While none of us would be at all surprised if Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag broke up, we have to keep in mind that MTV producers just announced that The Hills will be ending after this...  Read More »

Just when you think she can’t surprise you with her craziness anymore, Lindsay Lohan goes to new heights of insanity. Over the weekend the hot mess was spotted leaving a friend’s house with a bunch of white powder coming out of her shoes. Clearly it was not cocaine, but that didn’t stop anyone from saying it was. It is, after all, Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about. On Monday night George Lopez took his shot at Lindsay during his show George Lopez Tonight,...  Read More »

The ground rules were simple ….. work on your family not your career. Apparently they don’t apply to Tiger Woods, however. You’d think he’d be doing absolutely everything he could to put his marriage back together. But no – he’d rather play golf. Not really sure why I’m all the surprised though, he is a narcissistic cheater, after all. If I was the wife in this situation I’d be fuming. Actually, if I was the wife in this situation I would have...  Read More »

Kate Gosselin needs to work on her dance moves way more than she needs America to like her. I mean, is it just me or does it seem like Kate is trying really hard to be funny and liked by everyone? She thinks she’s funny, but she’s not. She’s just one of those chicks who try to tell jokes or say one-liners, only to come across as completely awkward. If she really wants America to like her, Kate Gosselin should just keep her mouth closed and do as she’s...  Read More »

It’s only Tuesday and it’s already been quite a week – starting off with a bang on Sunday when my car decided to break down while the boyfriend and I were on the freeway. There we were, driving along all nice and happy when I noticed the check engine light had come on. “Why is my check engine light on?” I asked. “Didn’t know that it was,” the boyfriend answered. “Why is there smoke coming out of the hood of my car?” I asked. “Oh wow,”...  Read More »